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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 695019" data-attributes="member: 1246">RANDOM THOUGHTS..................&nbsp;&nbsp;Sometimes I&#039;ll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still not&nbsp;know what time it is.&nbsp;It should probably be called Unplanned Parenthood.&nbsp;I keep some people&#039;s phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to&nbsp;answer when they call.&nbsp;I think that if, years down the road when I&#039;m trying to have a kid, I&nbsp;find out that I&#039;m sterile, most of my disappointment will stem from the&nbsp;fact that I was not aware of my condition in college.&nbsp;Even if I knew your social security number, I wouldn&#039;t know what do to with it.&nbsp;Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating their car&nbsp;keys in a pocket, hitting the G-spot, and Pinning the Tail on the&nbsp;Donkey - but Id bet my ass everyone can find and push the Snooze&nbsp;button from 3 feet away, in about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first time&nbsp;every time...&nbsp;My 4-year old son asked me in the car the other day &quot;Dad what would&nbsp;happen if you ran over a ninja?&quot; How the hell do I respond to that?&nbsp;It really pisses me off when I want to read a story on CNN.com&lt;<a href="http://cnn.com/" target="_blank">http://CNN.com</a>&gt; and the&nbsp;link takes me to a video instead of text.</blockquote>

[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 695019, member: 1246"] RANDOM THOUGHTS.................. Sometimes I'll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still not know what time it is. It should probably be called Unplanned Parenthood. I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call. I think that if, years down the road when I'm trying to have a kid, I find out that I'm sterile, most of my disappointment will stem from the fact that I was not aware of my condition in college. Even if I knew your social security number, I wouldn't know what do to with it. Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating their car keys in a pocket, hitting the G-spot, and Pinning the Tail on the Donkey - but Id bet my ass everyone can find and push the Snooze button from 3 feet away, in about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first time every time... My 4-year old son asked me in the car the other day "Dad what would happen if you ran over a ninja?" How the hell do I respond to that? It really pisses me off when I want to read a story on CNN.com<[URL="http://cnn.com/"]http://CNN.com[/URL]> and the link takes me to a video instead of text. [/QUOTE]

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