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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 695937" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><span style="color: #000000"> </span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'serif'"><span style="font-family: 'sans-serif'">HOW TO INSTALL A SELF-MADE HOME SECURITY SYSTEM</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'serif'"><span style="font-family: 'sans-serif'"></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'serif'"><span style="font-family: 'sans-serif'"></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'serif'"><strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">1. </span></span></strong><strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">Go to a secondhand store and buy a pair of men's used size 14-16 work boots. </span></span></strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'serif'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'serif'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span><strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of <em>Guns & Ammo Magazine</em> </span></span></strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'serif'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'serif'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span><strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazines. </span></span></strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'serif'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'serif'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span><strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">4. Leave a note on your door that reads: </span></span></strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'serif'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'serif'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span><strong><em><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">Bubba, Bertha, Duke, Slim, & I went for more ammo and beer. Be back in an hour. </span></span></em></strong><em><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></em></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'serif'"><em><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></em><strong><em><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">Don't mess with the pit bulls; they attacked the mailman this morning and messed him up bad. I don't think Killer took part, but it was hard to tell from all the blood. Anyway, </span></span></em></strong><strong><em><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">I dun locked<span style="color: black"> all four of 'em in the house. </span></span></em></strong></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'serif'"><em><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></em></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'serif'"><em><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></em><strong><em><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">Better wait outside. Be right back.</span></span></em></strong><em><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></em></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'serif'"><em><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></em><strong><em><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">Cooter</span></span></em></strong></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'serif'"></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'serif'"></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'serif'"></span></span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'serif'"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'serif'"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
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