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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 700357" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black"><u>Excuses for Not Coming to Work</u></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black"><u></u></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">I can't come in to work today because I'll be stalking my previous boss, who fired me for not showing up for work. OK?</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">If it is all the same to you I won't be coming in to work. The voices told me to clean all my guns today.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">I am stuck in the blood pressure machine down at Kroger.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">I just found out that I was switched at birth. Legally, I shouldn't come to work knowing my employee records may now contain false information.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">The dog ate my car keys. We're going to hitchhike to the vet. </span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 700357, member: 1246"] [FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=black][U]Excuses for Not Coming to Work [/U] I can't come in to work today because I'll be stalking my previous boss, who fired me for not showing up for work. OK? If it is all the same to you I won't be coming in to work. The voices told me to clean all my guns today. I am stuck in the blood pressure machine down at Kroger. I just found out that I was switched at birth. Legally, I shouldn't come to work knowing my employee records may now contain false information. The dog ate my car keys. We're going to hitchhike to the vet. [/COLOR][/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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