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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 702154" data-attributes="member: 1246">An old, busted up blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake. He finds his way to a barstool and orders some coffee. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the waiter, &nbsp;&quot;Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?&quot;&nbsp;The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, &quot;Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things:&nbsp;1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat. 2. The bouncer is a blonde girl. 3. I&#039;m a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate. 4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter. 5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler. &nbsp;&quot;Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you Still wanna tell that joke?&quot;&nbsp;The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters, &quot;No ... not if I&#039;m gonna have to explain it five times.&quot;</blockquote>

[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 702154, member: 1246"] [FONT=sans-serif]An old, busted up blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake. He finds his way to a barstool and orders some coffee. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the waiter, [/FONT] [FONT=sans-serif] [/FONT] [FONT=sans-serif]"Hey,[COLOR=blue] [/COLOR]you wanna hear a blonde joke?"[/FONT] [FONT=sans-serif] [/FONT] [FONT=sans-serif]The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things:[/FONT] [FONT=sans-serif] [/FONT] [FONT=sans-serif]1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat. [/FONT] [FONT=sans-serif]2. The bouncer is a blonde girl. [/FONT] [FONT=sans-serif]3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate. [/FONT] [FONT=sans-serif]4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter. [/FONT] [FONT=sans-serif]5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler. [/FONT] [FONT=sans-serif] [/FONT] [FONT=sans-serif]"Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you Still wanna tell that joke?"[/FONT] [FONT=sans-serif] [/FONT] [FONT=sans-serif]The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters, "No ... not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."[/FONT] [FONT=sans-serif] [/FONT] [/QUOTE]

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