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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 709337" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p>Nuclear plant accident...........</p><p> </p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">Unfortunately, there has been a terrible accident at the nuclear energy plant and three leading nuclear physicists are very badly contaminated. After a specialist has seen them, he declares that the are all dying and none is likely to survive the night Each is quickly asked for their dying wish.</span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">"What would you like Pierre?"</span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">Pierre replies, "I would like to meet the President and be awarded the Legion of Honor for my contribution to new energy sources." "What would you like John?"</span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">John replies, "I would like to meet the Queen and be knighted for my services to the company."</span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">"And what would you like, Moshe" Moshe replies, "I would like a second opinion." </span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 709337, member: 1246"] Nuclear plant accident........... [FONT=Times New Roman]Unfortunately, there has been a terrible accident at the nuclear energy plant and three leading nuclear physicists are very badly contaminated. After a specialist has seen them, he declares that the are all dying and none is likely to survive the night Each is quickly asked for their dying wish.[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]"What would you like Pierre?"[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]Pierre replies, "I would like to meet the President and be awarded the Legion of Honor for my contribution to new energy sources." "What would you like John?"[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]John replies, "I would like to meet the Queen and be knighted for my services to the company."[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]"And what would you like, Moshe" Moshe replies, "I would like a second opinion." [/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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