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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 709760" data-attributes="member: 1246">SHORT ONES . . . . . . . .&nbsp;So I was getting into my car, and this bloke says to me &quot;Can you give me a lift?&quot; I said &quot;Sure, you look great, the world&#039;s your oyster, go for it.&quot;&nbsp;&nbsp;Apparently, 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. There are 5 people in my family, so it must be one of them. It&#039;s either my Mum or my Dad, or my older brother Colin, or my younger brother Ho-Cha-Chu? But I think it&#039;s Colin.&nbsp;&nbsp;Two fat blokes in a pub, one says to the other &quot;Your round.&quot; The other one says &quot;So are you, you fat bast**d!&quot;&nbsp;&nbsp;Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, and the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other one off.&nbsp;&nbsp;&quot;You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen. It said, &#039;Parking Fine.&#039; So that was nice.&quot;&nbsp;&nbsp;A man walked into the doctors, he said, &quot;I&#039;ve hurt my arm in several places&quot; The doctor said, &quot;Well don&#039;t go there anymore.&quot;&nbsp;&nbsp;Ireland&#039;s worst air disaster occurred early this morning when a small two-seater Cessna plane crashed into a cemetery. Irish search and rescue workers have recovered 1826 bodies so far and expect that number to climb as digging continues into the night.&nbsp;&nbsp;Is it fair to say that there&#039;d be less litter in Britain if blind people were given pointed sticks.</blockquote>

[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 709760, member: 1246"] SHORT ONES . . . . . . . . So I was getting into my car, and this bloke says to me "Can you give me a lift?" I said "Sure, you look great, the world's your oyster, go for it." Apparently, 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. There are 5 people in my family, so it must be one of them. It's either my Mum or my Dad, or my older brother Colin, or my younger brother Ho-Cha-Chu? But I think it's Colin. Two fat blokes in a pub, one says to the other "Your round." The other one says "So are you, you fat bast**d!" Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, and the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other one off. "You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen. It said, 'Parking Fine.' So that was nice." A man walked into the doctors, he said, "I've hurt my arm in several places" The doctor said, "Well don't go there anymore." Ireland's worst air disaster occurred early this morning when a small two-seater Cessna plane crashed into a cemetery. Irish search and rescue workers have recovered 1826 bodies so far and expect that number to climb as digging continues into the night. Is it fair to say that there'd be less litter in Britain if blind people were given pointed sticks. [/QUOTE]

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