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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 717488" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p>The Haircut......</p><p></p><p>> One day a florist went to a barber for a haircut. After the</p><p>> cut, he asked about his </p><p>> bill, and the barber replied, "I cannot accept money</p><p>> from you, I'm doing </p><p>> community service this week." </p><p>> </p><p>> The florist was pleased and left the shop. When the barber went</p><p>> to open his shop the </p><p>> next morning, there was a "thank you" card and</p><p>> a dozen roses waiting</p><p>> </p><p>> for him at his door.</p><p>> </p><p>> Later, </p><p>> a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he tries to pay his</p><p>> bill, the barber </p><p>> again replied, "I cannot accept money from you,</p><p>> I'm doing community service this </p><p>> week." </p><p>> </p><p>> The cop was happy and </p><p>> left the shop. The next morning when the barber went</p><p>> to open up, there was </p><p>> a "thank you" card and a dozen donuts waiting for</p><p>> him at his door.</p><p>> </p><p>> Then a </p><p>> Congressman came in for a haircut, and when he went to pay</p><p>> his bill, the barber </p><p>> again replied, "I can not accept money from you,</p><p>> I'm doing community service </p><p>> this week." </p><p>> </p><p>> The </p><p>> Congressman was very happy and left the shop.</p><p>> The next morning, </p><p>> when the barber went to open up, there were a dozen</p><p>> Congressmen lined up waiting </p><p>> for a free haircut.</p><p>> </p><p>> And that, my friend, illustrates the </p><p>> fundamental</p><p>> difference between the citizens of our country and the </p><p>> politicians who run it.</p><p>> </p><p>></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 717488, member: 1246"] The Haircut...... > One day a florist went to a barber for a haircut. After the > cut, he asked about his > bill, and the barber replied, "I cannot accept money > from you, I'm doing > community service this week." > > The florist was pleased and left the shop. When the barber went > to open his shop the > next morning, there was a "thank you" card and > a dozen roses waiting > > for him at his door. > > Later, > a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he tries to pay his > bill, the barber > again replied, "I cannot accept money from you, > I'm doing community service this > week." > > The cop was happy and > left the shop. The next morning when the barber went > to open up, there was > a "thank you" card and a dozen donuts waiting for > him at his door. > > Then a > Congressman came in for a haircut, and when he went to pay > his bill, the barber > again replied, "I can not accept money from you, > I'm doing community service > this week." > > The > Congressman was very happy and left the shop. > The next morning, > when the barber went to open up, there were a dozen > Congressmen lined up waiting > for a free haircut. > > And that, my friend, illustrates the > fundamental > difference between the citizens of our country and the > politicians who run it. > > [/QUOTE]
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