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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 718356" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><strong>Things to do in the bathroom stall...</strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong></strong> Stick your palm open under the stall wall and ask your neighbor, "May I borrow a highlighter?"</p><p></p><p> Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a bodily function noise.</p><p></p><p> Say, "Hmmm, I've never seen that color before."</p><p></p><p> Drop a marble and say, "oh shoot!! My glass eye!!"</p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"> Grunt and strain real loud for 30 seconds and then drop a cantaloupe into the toilet bowl from a high place six to eight feet. Sigh relaxingly.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Say, "Now how did that get there?"</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Fill up a large flask with Mountain Dew. Squirt it erratically under the stall walls of your neighbors while yelling, "Whoa! Easy boy!!"</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Say, "Interesting....more sinkers than floaters.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Say, "Boy, that sure looks like a maggot"</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Before you unroll toilet paper, conspicuously lay down your "Cross-Dressers Anonymous" newsletter on the floor visible to the adjacent stall.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Lower a small mirror underneath the stall wall and adjust it so you can see your neighbor and say, "Peek-a-boo!"</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Drop a D-cup bra on the floor under the stall wall and sing "Born Free"</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 718356, member: 1246"] [B]Things to do in the bathroom stall... [/B] Stick your palm open under the stall wall and ask your neighbor, "May I borrow a highlighter?" Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a bodily function noise. Say, "Hmmm, I've never seen that color before." Drop a marble and say, "oh shoot!! My glass eye!!" [FONT=Georgia][FONT=Arial] Grunt and strain real loud for 30 seconds and then drop a cantaloupe into the toilet bowl from a high place six to eight feet. Sigh relaxingly. Say, "Now how did that get there?" Fill up a large flask with Mountain Dew. Squirt it erratically under the stall walls of your neighbors while yelling, "Whoa! Easy boy!!" Say, "Interesting....more sinkers than floaters. Say, "Boy, that sure looks like a maggot" Before you unroll toilet paper, conspicuously lay down your "Cross-Dressers Anonymous" newsletter on the floor visible to the adjacent stall. Lower a small mirror underneath the stall wall and adjust it so you can see your neighbor and say, "Peek-a-boo!" Drop a D-cup bra on the floor under the stall wall and sing "Born Free"[/FONT] [/FONT][FONT=Arial] [/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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