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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 719397" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">If you don't know GOD, don't make stupid</span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000">Remarks</span></span>!!!!!!! </span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">A United States Marine</span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">Was attending some college courses between</span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000">Assignments</span></span>. He had completed missions in Iraq and Afghanistan</span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">One of the courses had a professor who was an avowed</span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000">Atheist</span></span> and a member of the ACLU. </span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">One day the professor shocked the class when he came in.. He</span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000">Looked</span></span> to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you are real, then I</span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000">Want</span></span> you to knock me off this platform.. I'll give you exactly 15 min.'</span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">The lecture room fell silent. You could hear a pin drop. Ten minutes</span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000">Went</span></span> by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here I am God. I'm still</span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000">Waiting</span></span>.'</span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">It got down to the last couple of minutes when the Marine got</span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000">Out</span></span> of his chair, went up to the professor, and cold-cocked him right in the</span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000">Face</span></span>;</span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000">Knocking</span></span> him off his platform. The professor was out cold. The Marine</span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000">Went</span></span> back to his seat and sat there, silently. The other students were</span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000">Shocked</span></span> and stunned and sat there looking on in silence. The professor</span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000">Eventually</span></span> came to, noticeably shaken and angry, looked at the Marine and</span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000">Asked</span></span>,</span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">'What the hell is the matter with you? Why did you do that?' The Marine</span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000">Calmly</span></span> replied, 'God was too busy today protecting America 's soldiers</span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000">Who</span></span> are protecting your right to say stupid **** and act like an idiot.</span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">So, He sent me.'</span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">> </span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 719397, member: 1246"] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3] [FONT=Arial][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3] [/SIZE][/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3]If you don't know GOD, don't make stupid[/SIZE][/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3][FONT=Arial][COLOR=#000000]Remarks[/COLOR][/FONT]!!!!!!! [/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3][/SIZE][/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3]A United States Marine[/SIZE][/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3][/SIZE][/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3]Was attending some college courses between[/SIZE][/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3][FONT=Arial][COLOR=#000000]Assignments[/COLOR][/FONT]. He had completed missions in Iraq and Afghanistan[/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3][/SIZE][/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3]One of the courses had a professor who was an avowed[/SIZE][/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3][FONT=Arial][COLOR=#000000]Atheist[/COLOR][/FONT] and a member of the ACLU. [/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3][/SIZE][/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3][/SIZE][/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3]One day the professor shocked the class when he came in.. He[/SIZE][/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3][FONT=Arial][COLOR=#000000]Looked[/COLOR][/FONT] to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you are real, then I[/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3][FONT=Arial][COLOR=#000000]Want[/COLOR][/FONT] you to knock me off this platform.. I'll give you exactly 15 min.'[/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3]The lecture room fell silent. You could hear a pin drop. Ten minutes[/SIZE][/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3][FONT=Arial][COLOR=#000000]Went[/COLOR][/FONT] by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here I am God. I'm still[/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3][FONT=Arial][COLOR=#000000]Waiting[/COLOR][/FONT].'[/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3][/SIZE][/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3][/SIZE][/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3]It got down to the last couple of minutes when the Marine got[/SIZE][/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3][FONT=Arial][COLOR=#000000]Out[/COLOR][/FONT] of his chair, went up to the professor, and cold-cocked him right in the[/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3][FONT=Arial][COLOR=#000000]Face[/COLOR][/FONT];[/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3][FONT=Arial][COLOR=#000000]Knocking[/COLOR][/FONT] him off his platform. The professor was out cold. The Marine[/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3][FONT=Arial][COLOR=#000000]Went[/COLOR][/FONT] back to his seat and sat there, silently. The other students were[/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3][FONT=Arial][COLOR=#000000]Shocked[/COLOR][/FONT] and stunned and sat there looking on in silence. The professor[/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3][FONT=Arial][COLOR=#000000]Eventually[/COLOR][/FONT] came to, noticeably shaken and angry, looked at the Marine and[/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3][FONT=Arial][COLOR=#000000]Asked[/COLOR][/FONT],[/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3]'What the hell is the matter with you? Why did you do that?' The Marine[/SIZE][/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3][FONT=Arial][COLOR=#000000]Calmly[/COLOR][/FONT] replied, 'God was too busy today protecting America 's soldiers[/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3][FONT=Arial][COLOR=#000000]Who[/COLOR][/FONT] are protecting your right to say stupid **** and act like an idiot.[/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3]So, He sent me.'[/SIZE][/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3]> [/SIZE][/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3][/SIZE][/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Arial] [/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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