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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 720777" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000070"><span style="color: #000070"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">Sol Wallerstein was at the country club for his weekly round of golf. He began his round with an eagle on the first hole and a birdie on the second.</span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #000070"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #000070"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #000070">On the third hole he had just scored his first ever hole-in-one when his cell phone rang... It was a doctor notifying him that his wife had just been in a accident and was in critical condition and in ICU.</span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #000070"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #000070"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #000070">The man told the doctor to inform his wife where he was and that he'd be there as soon as possible. As he hung up he realized he was leaving what was shaping up to be his best ever round of golf.</span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #000070"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #000070"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #000070">He decided to get in a couple of more holes before heading to the</span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #000070"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #000070">hospital. He ended up playing all eighteen, finishing his round shooting a personal best 61, shattering the club record by five strokes and</span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #000070"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #000070">beating his previous best game by more than 10. He was jubilant....</span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #000070"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #000070"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #000070">Then he remembered his wife. Feeling guilty he dashed to the hospital.</span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #000070"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #000070">He saw the doctor in the corridor and asked about his wife's condition.</span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #000070"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #000070"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #000070">The doctor glared at him and shouted, "You went ahead and finished your</span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #000070"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #000070">round of golf didn't you!" "I hope you're proud of yourself!"</span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #000070"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #000070"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #000070">"While you were out for the past four hours enjoying yourself at the</span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #000070"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #000070">country club your wife has been languishing in the ICU!" "It's just as</span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #000070"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #000070">well you went ahead and finished that round because it will be more than likely your last! For the rest of her life she will require round the clock care and you will be her care giver! She will need IV's; you will</span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #000070"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #000070">have to change her colostomy bag every 3 hours; she will have to be</span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #000070"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #000070">spoon fed 3 times a day and don't forget the hygiene care."</span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #000070"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #000070"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #000070">The man was feeling so guilty he broke down and sobbed...</span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #000070"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #000070"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #000070">The doctor snickered and said, "I'm just screwing with you.</span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000070"><span style="color: #000070"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">She's dead. What'd you shoot?"</span></span></span></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 720777, member: 1246"] [FONT=Verdana][SIZE=4][COLOR=#000070][COLOR=#000070][FONT=Verdana]Sol Wallerstein was at the country club for his weekly round of golf. He began his round with an eagle on the first hole and a birdie on the second.[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE] [COLOR=#000070] [SIZE=4][FONT=Verdana][COLOR=#000070]On the third hole he had just scored his first ever hole-in-one when his cell phone rang... It was a doctor notifying him that his wife had just been in a accident and was in critical condition and in ICU.[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=4][FONT=Verdana][COLOR=#000070]The man told the doctor to inform his wife where he was and that he'd be there as soon as possible. As he hung up he realized he was leaving what was shaping up to be his best ever round of golf.[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=4][FONT=Verdana][COLOR=#000070]He decided to get in a couple of more holes before heading to the hospital. He ended up playing all eighteen, finishing his round shooting a personal best 61, shattering the club record by five strokes and beating his previous best game by more than 10. He was jubilant....[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=4][FONT=Verdana][COLOR=#000070]Then he remembered his wife. Feeling guilty he dashed to the hospital. He saw the doctor in the corridor and asked about his wife's condition.[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=4][FONT=Verdana][COLOR=#000070]The doctor glared at him and shouted, "You went ahead and finished your round of golf didn't you!" "I hope you're proud of yourself!"[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=4][FONT=Verdana][COLOR=#000070]"While you were out for the past four hours enjoying yourself at the country club your wife has been languishing in the ICU!" "It's just as well you went ahead and finished that round because it will be more than likely your last! For the rest of her life she will require round the clock care and you will be her care giver! She will need IV's; you will have to change her colostomy bag every 3 hours; she will have to be spoon fed 3 times a day and don't forget the hygiene care."[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=4][FONT=Verdana][COLOR=#000070]The man was feeling so guilty he broke down and sobbed...[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=4][FONT=Verdana][COLOR=#000070]The doctor snickered and said, "I'm just screwing with you.[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR] [SIZE=4][COLOR=#000070][COLOR=#000070][FONT=Verdana]She's dead. What'd you shoot?"[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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