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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 721765" data-attributes="member: 1246">SIGNS THAT DON&#039;T QUITE GIVE THE INTENDED MESSAGE.........&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;On the menu of a New Orleans restaurant …&quot;Blackened bluefish&quot; &nbsp;In a Maine restaurant … &quot;Open seven days a week and weekends.&quot; &nbsp;On an established New Mexico dry cleaning store … &quot;Thirty-eight years on the same spot.&quot; &nbsp;On a New York convalescent home … &quot;For the sick and tired of the Episcopal Church&quot; &nbsp;Outside a country shop in West Virginia … &quot;We buy junk and sell antiques.&quot; &nbsp;In a Tacoma, Washington men&#039;s clothing store … &quot;15 men&#039;s wool suits - $100 - They won&#039;t last an hour!&quot; &nbsp;A sign seen on a restroom dryer at O&#039;Hare Field in Chicago … &quot;Do not activate with wet hands.&quot; &nbsp;In a New York restaurant … &quot;Customers who find our waitresses rude ought to see the manager.&quot; &nbsp;In the offices of a New Jersey loan company …&quot;Ask about our plans for owning your home.&quot; &nbsp;In the window of an Oregon general store … &quot;Why go elsewhere to be cheated, when you can come here?&quot; &nbsp;In downtown Boston … &quot;Callahan Tunnel - NO END&quot; &nbsp;On a poster on a telephone pole in Oregon …&quot;Are you an adult that cannot read? If so, we can help.&quot; &nbsp;On a Tennessee highway … &quot;Take notice: when this sign is under water, this road is impassable.&quot; &nbsp;On the grounds of a private school in Connecticut … &quot;No trespassing without permission.&quot; &nbsp;In a New York medical building … &quot;Mental Health Prevention Center&quot; &nbsp;SIGNS THAT MAKE YOU STOP AND WONDER........ &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;At a number of US military bases … &quot;Restricted to unauthorized personnel.&quot; &nbsp;In a Florida maternity ward … &quot;No children allowed.&quot; &nbsp;In front of a New Hampshire car wash … &quot;If you can&#039;t read this, it&#039;s time to wash your car.&quot; &nbsp;In a Los Angeles clothing store … &quot;Wonderful bargains for men with 16 and 17 necks.&quot; &nbsp;In a Texas funeral parlor … &quot;Ask about our layaway plan.&quot; </blockquote>

[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 721765, member: 1246"] [B]SIGNS THAT DON'T QUITE GIVE THE INTENDED MESSAGE.........[/B] [B]On the menu of a New Orleans restaurant …"Blackened bluefish" [/B] [B]In a Maine restaurant … "Open seven days a week and weekends." [/B] [B]On an established New Mexico dry cleaning store … "Thirty-eight years on the same spot." [/B] [B]On a New York convalescent home … "For the sick and tired of the Episcopal Church" [/B] [B]Outside a country shop in West Virginia … "We buy junk and sell antiques." [/B] [B]In a Tacoma, Washington men's clothing store … "15 men's wool suits - $100 - They won't last an hour!" [/B] [B]A sign seen on a restroom dryer at O'Hare Field in Chicago … "Do not activate with wet hands." [/B] [B]In a New York restaurant … "Customers who find our waitresses rude ought to see the manager." [/B] [B]In the offices of a New Jersey loan company …"Ask about our plans for owning your home." [/B] [B]In the window of an Oregon general store … "Why go elsewhere to be cheated, when you can come here?" [/B] [B]In downtown Boston … "Callahan Tunnel - NO END" [/B] [B]On a poster on a telephone pole in Oregon …"Are you an adult that cannot read? If so, we can help." [/B] [B]On a Tennessee highway … "Take notice: when this sign is under water, this road is impassable." [/B] [B]On the grounds of a private school in Connecticut … "No trespassing without permission." [/B] [B]In a New York medical building … "Mental Health Prevention Center" [/B] [B]SIGNS THAT MAKE YOU STOP AND WONDER........ [/B] [B]At a number of US military bases … "Restricted to unauthorized personnel." [/B] [B]In a Florida maternity ward … "No children allowed." [/B] [B]In front of a New Hampshire car wash … "If you can't read this, it's time to wash your car." [/B] [B]In a Los Angeles clothing store … "Wonderful bargains for men with 16 and 17 necks." [/B] [B]In a Texas funeral parlor … "Ask about our layaway plan." [/B] [/QUOTE]

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