Reply to thread

Message

<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 722365" data-attributes="member: 1246">The Top 16 Indications a Referee Is Crooked His jersey sports more logos than Jeff Gordon&#039;s car.&nbsp;For the fifth straight season, you lost your online fantasy football league Super Bowl by 50+ points to &quot;BadZebra0013.&quot;&nbsp;You catch him injecting Barry Bonds&#039;s blood into his whistle hand. &nbsp;&quot;Holding! Five-yard penalty. Unless you boys want to make me a better offer.&quot;&nbsp;&quot;Is it just me, or does the new time keeper look an awful lot like Flava Flav?&quot;&nbsp;You weren&#039;t thrilled with his calls before, but they&#039;re even worse since he broke both kneecaps in a gardening accident.&nbsp;When Kobe scores 45 in the first half, he gets ejected for &quot;showing off.&quot;&nbsp;Steps in to give Ronaldinho a mulligan on that missed penalty kick. &nbsp;To start the bottom of the 9th, he invokes the &quot;Running the Bases Backwards While Doing Somersaults&quot; rule. &nbsp;His entourage is bigger than Carmello&#039;s and Iverson&#039;s combined.&nbsp;Immediately after the coin toss, he barks, &quot;Nope! Best two out of three!&quot; &nbsp;Before the first preseason game, he congratulates the Oakland Raiders on their 2008 Super Bowl victory. &nbsp;Your team&#039;s best player fouls out during pregame layup drills. &nbsp;That&#039;s two minutes for letting yourself be slashed, and another five for bleeding on the ice. &nbsp;Your game-winning touchdown is called back and you&#039;re assessed a 75-yard penalty for &quot;illegal use of the buttocks.&quot; &nbsp;Pours ketchup on the ears of Mike Tyson&#039;s opponent.</blockquote>

[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 722365, member: 1246"] [B]The Top 16 Indications a Referee Is Crooked [/B] His jersey sports more logos than Jeff Gordon's car. For the fifth straight season, you lost your online fantasy football league Super Bowl by 50+ points to "BadZebra0013." You catch him injecting Barry Bonds's blood into his whistle hand. "Holding! Five-yard penalty. Unless you boys want to make me a better offer." "Is it just me, or does the new time keeper look an awful lot like Flava Flav?" You weren't thrilled with his calls before, but they're even worse since he broke both kneecaps in a gardening accident. When Kobe scores 45 in the first half, he gets ejected for "showing off." Steps in to give Ronaldinho a mulligan on that missed penalty kick. To start the bottom of the 9th, he invokes the "Running the Bases Backwards While Doing Somersaults" rule. His entourage is bigger than Carmello's and Iverson's combined. Immediately after the coin toss, he barks, "Nope! Best two out of three!" Before the first preseason game, he congratulates the Oakland Raiders on their 2008 Super Bowl victory. Your team's best player fouls out during pregame layup drills. That's two minutes for letting yourself be slashed, and another five for bleeding on the ice. Your game-winning touchdown is called back and you're assessed a 75-yard penalty for "illegal use of the buttocks." Pours ketchup on the ears of Mike Tyson's opponent. [/QUOTE]

Verification