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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 725851" data-attributes="member: 1246">Signs....&nbsp;&nbsp;The following are actual signs seen across the good ol&#039; U.S.A...........&nbsp;At a Santa Fe gas station: We will sell gasoline to anyone in a glass container. &nbsp;In a New York restaurant: Customers who consider our waitresses uncivil ought to see the manager. &nbsp;On the wall of a Baltimore estate: Trespassers will be prosecuted to the full extent of the law. --Sisters of Mercy &nbsp;On a long-established New Mexico dry cleaners: 38 years on the same spot. &nbsp;In a Los Angeles dance hall: Good clean dancing every night but Sunday. &nbsp;In a Florida maternity ward: No children allowed. &nbsp;In a New York drugstore: We dispense with accuracy. &nbsp;In the offices of a loan company: Ask about our plans for owning your home. &nbsp;In a New York medical building: Mental Health Prevention Center &nbsp;On a New York convalescent home: For the sick and tired of the Episcopal Church. &nbsp;On a Maine shop: Our motto is to give our customers the lowest possible prices and workmanship. &nbsp;At a number of military bases: Restricted to unauthorized personnel. &nbsp;On a display of &quot;I love you only&quot; Valentine cards: Now available in multi-packs. &nbsp;In the window of a Kentucky appliance store: Don&#039;t kill your wife. Let our washing machine do the dirty work. &nbsp;In a funeral parlor: Ask about our layaway plan. &nbsp;In a clothing store: Wonderful bargains for men with 16 and 17 necks. &nbsp;In a Tacoma, Washington men&#039;s clothing store: 15 men&#039;s wool suits, $10. They won&#039;t last an hour! &nbsp;On a shopping mall marquee: Archery Tournament -- Ears pierced &nbsp;Outside a country shop: We buy junk and sell antiques. &nbsp;In the window of an Oregon store: Why go elsewhere and be cheated when you can come here? &nbsp;In a Maine restaurant: Open 7 days a week and weekends. &nbsp;On a radiator repair garage: Best place to take a leak. &nbsp;In the vestry of a New England church: Will the last person to leave please see that the perpetual light is extinguished. &nbsp;In a Pennsylvania cemetery: Persons are prohibited from picking flowers from any but their own graves. &nbsp;On the grounds of a public school: No trespassing without permission. &nbsp;On a Tennessee highway: When this sign is under water, this road is impassable. </blockquote>

[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 725851, member: 1246"] Signs.... [B]The following are actual signs seen across the good ol' U.S.A...........[/B] [B]At a Santa Fe gas station: We will sell gasoline to anyone in a glass container. [/B] [B]In a New York restaurant: Customers who consider our waitresses uncivil ought to see the manager. [/B] [B]On the wall of a Baltimore estate: Trespassers will be prosecuted to the full extent of the law. --Sisters of Mercy [/B] [B]On a long-established New Mexico dry cleaners: 38 years on the same spot. [/B] [B]In a Los Angeles dance hall: Good clean dancing every night but Sunday. [/B] [B]In a Florida maternity ward: No children allowed. [/B] [B]In a New York drugstore: We dispense with accuracy. [/B] [B]In the offices of a loan company: Ask about our plans for owning your home. [/B] [B]In a New York medical building: Mental Health Prevention Center [/B] [B]On a New York convalescent home: For the sick and tired of the Episcopal Church. [/B] [B]On a Maine shop: Our motto is to give our customers the lowest possible prices and workmanship. [/B] [B]At a number of military bases: Restricted to unauthorized personnel. [/B] [B]On a display of "I love you only" Valentine cards: Now available in multi-packs. [/B] [B]In the window of a Kentucky appliance store: Don't kill your wife. Let our washing machine do the dirty work. [/B] [B]In a funeral parlor: Ask about our layaway plan. [/B] [B]In a clothing store: Wonderful bargains for men with 16 and 17 necks. [/B] [B]In a Tacoma, Washington men's clothing store: 15 men's wool suits, $10. They won't last an hour! [/B] [B]On a shopping mall marquee: Archery Tournament -- Ears pierced [/B] [B]Outside a country shop: We buy junk and sell antiques. [/B] [B]In the window of an Oregon store: Why go elsewhere and be cheated when you can come here? [/B] [B]In a Maine restaurant: Open 7 days a week and weekends. [/B] [B]On a radiator repair garage: Best place to take a leak. [/B] [B]In the vestry of a New England church: Will the last person to leave please see that the perpetual light is extinguished. [/B] [B]In a Pennsylvania cemetery: Persons are prohibited from picking flowers from any but their own graves. [/B] [B]On the grounds of a public school: No trespassing without permission. [/B] [B]On a Tennessee highway: When this sign is under water, this road is impassable. [/B] [/QUOTE]

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