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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 728898" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><u><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red">To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity</span></span></u></span></span></span></span></p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #0021bf"><span style="color: #0021bf"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><strong>At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. </strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #2181ff"><span style="color: #2181ff"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><strong>See If They Slow Down.</strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #424200"><span style="color: #424200"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><strong>Put Decaf In The </strong></span></span></span><span style="color: blue"><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><strong>Coffee Maker For 3 W eeks </strong></span></span></span><span style="color: #424200"><span style="color: #424200"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><strong>. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their </strong></span></span></span><span style="color: blue"><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><strong>Caffeine Addictions, </strong></span></span></span><span style="color: #cc33cc"><span style="color: #cc33cc"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><strong>s</strong></span></span></span><span style="color: #ff0080"><span style="color: #ff0080"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><strong>witch to Espresso.</strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></span></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #6260a1"><span style="color: #6260a1"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><strong>In the Memo Field Of All Your Cheques, Write </strong></span></span></span><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><strong>'</strong></span></span></span><span style="color: #ff8100"><span style="color: #ff8100"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><strong>For </strong></span></span></span><span style="color: maroon"><span style="color: maroon"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><strong>Marijuana' </strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: maroon"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #2f2f2f"><span style="color: #2f2f2f"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><strong>Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, </strong></span></span></span><span style="color: #009f82"><span style="color: #009f82"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><strong>with a serious face. </strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></span></span></span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: maroon"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #8f8f8f"><span style="color: #8f8f8f"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><strong>Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is </strong></span></span></span><span style="color: #ff0080"><span style="color: #ff0080"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><strong>'To Go'. </strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></span></span></span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: maroon"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #6260a1"><span style="color: #6260a1"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><strong>When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream </strong></span></span></span><span style="color: #00c1c2"><span style="color: #00c1c2"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><strong>'I Won! I Won!' </strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></span></span></span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: maroon"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="color: #ff0080"><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="color: #ff0080">When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the </span></span></span></strong></span><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #c082ff"><span style="color: #c082ff"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><strong>Parking lot, Yelling</strong></span></span></span><span style="color: #ff0080"><span style="color: #ff0080"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><strong>'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!' </strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></span></span></span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: maroon"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #8100ff"><span style="color: #8100ff"><span style="font-family: 'Ge orgia'"><strong>Tell Your Children Over Dinner, </strong></span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: green"><span style="color: green"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><strong>'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.' </strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></span></span></span></span></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: maroon"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #813f62"><span style="color: #813f62"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><strong>And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity.......</strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: maroon"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: maroon"></span></span></span></p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: maroon"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><strong>PICK UP A BOX OF CONDOMS AT THE PHARMACY, GO TO THE COUNTER AND ASK WHERE THE FITTING ROOM IS.</strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: maroon"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: maroon"></span></span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: maroon"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="color: #2f2f2f"><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="color: #2f2f2f">It's Called </span></span></span></strong></span></span></strong></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: maroon"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="color: #2f2f2f"><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="color: #2f2f2f">... </span></span></span></strong></span></span><u><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: blue"><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><strong>THERAPY</strong></span></span></span></span></span></u></strong></span></span></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 728898, member: 1246"] [CENTER][FONT=Times New Roman][FONT=Georgia][SIZE=4][FONT=Georgia][U][COLOR=red][COLOR=red]To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity[/COLOR][/COLOR][/U][/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][/FONT][/CENTER] [FONT=Times New Roman][FONT=Georgia][COLOR=black][/COLOR][/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][B][FONT=Georgia][SIZE=5][COLOR=#0021bf][COLOR=#0021bf][FONT=Georgia][B]At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. [/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][B][FONT=Georgia][SIZE=5][COLOR=#2181ff][COLOR=#2181ff][FONT=Georgia][B]See If They Slow Down.[/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][/FONT] [FONT=Georgia][COLOR=black][FONT=Georgia][/FONT][/COLOR] [B][FONT=Georgia][SIZE=5][COLOR=#424200][COLOR=#424200][FONT=Georgia][B]Put Decaf In The [/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][COLOR=blue][COLOR=blue][FONT=Georgia][B]Coffee Maker For 3 W eeks [/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][COLOR=#424200][COLOR=#424200][FONT=Georgia][B]. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their [/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][COLOR=blue][COLOR=blue][FONT=Georgia][B]Caffeine Addictions, [/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][COLOR=#cc33cc][COLOR=#cc33cc][FONT=Georgia][B]s[/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][COLOR=#ff0080][COLOR=#ff0080][FONT=Georgia][B]witch to Espresso.[/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][B][FONT=Georgia][SIZE=5][COLOR=#6260a1][COLOR=#6260a1][FONT=Georgia][B]In the Memo Field Of All Your Cheques, Write [/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Georgia][B]'[/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][COLOR=#ff8100][COLOR=#ff8100][FONT=Georgia][B]For [/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][COLOR=maroon][COLOR=maroon][FONT=Georgia][B]Marijuana' [/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][FONT=Georgia][SIZE=5][COLOR=maroon][FONT=Georgia][COLOR=black][/COLOR][/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][FONT=Georgia][SIZE=5][COLOR=maroon][B][FONT=Georgia][SIZE=5][COLOR=#2f2f2f][COLOR=#2f2f2f][FONT=Georgia][B]Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, [/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][COLOR=#009f82][COLOR=#009f82][FONT=Georgia][B]with a serious face. [/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][FONT=Georgia][SIZE=5][COLOR=maroon][FONT=Georgia][COLOR=black][/COLOR][/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][FONT=Georgia][SIZE=5][COLOR=maroon][B][FONT=Georgia][SIZE=5][COLOR=#8f8f8f][COLOR=#8f8f8f][FONT=Georgia][B]Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is [/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][COLOR=#ff0080][COLOR=#ff0080][FONT=Georgia][B]'To Go'. [/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][FONT=Georgia][SIZE=5][COLOR=maroon][FONT=Georgia][COLOR=black][/COLOR][/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][FONT=Georgia][SIZE=5][COLOR=maroon][B][FONT=Georgia][SIZE=5][COLOR=#6260a1][COLOR=#6260a1][FONT=Georgia][B]When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream [/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][COLOR=#00c1c2][COLOR=#00c1c2][FONT=Georgia][B]'I Won! I Won!' [/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][FONT=Georgia][SIZE=5][COLOR=maroon][FONT=Georgia][COLOR=black][/COLOR][/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][FONT=Georgia][SIZE=5][COLOR=maroon][B][FONT=Georgia][COLOR=#ff0080][B][SIZE=5][FONT=Georgia][COLOR=#ff0080]When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the [/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/B][/COLOR][SIZE=5][COLOR=#c082ff][COLOR=#c082ff][FONT=Georgia][B]Parking lot, Yelling[/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][COLOR=#ff0080][COLOR=#ff0080][FONT=Georgia][B]'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!' [/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][FONT=Georgia][SIZE=5][COLOR=maroon][FONT=Georgia][COLOR=black][/COLOR][/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][FONT=Georgia][SIZE=5][COLOR=maroon][B][FONT=Georgia][SIZE=5][COLOR=#8100ff][COLOR=#8100ff][FONT=Ge orgia][B]Tell Your Children Over Dinner, [/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Georgia][SIZE=5][COLOR=green][COLOR=green][FONT=Georgia][B]'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.' [/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Georgia][SIZE=5][COLOR=maroon][FONT=Times New Roman][B][FONT=Georgia][SIZE=5][COLOR=#813f62][COLOR=#813f62][FONT=Georgia][B]And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity.......[/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=maroon] [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Georgia][SIZE=5][COLOR=maroon][FONT=Times New Roman][B][FONT=Georgia][SIZE=5][COLOR=navy][COLOR=navy][FONT=Georgia][B]PICK UP A BOX OF CONDOMS AT THE PHARMACY, GO TO THE COUNTER AND ASK WHERE THE FITTING ROOM IS.[/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=maroon] [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Georgia][SIZE=5][FONT=Times New Roman][FONT=Georgia][/FONT][/FONT][/SIZE] [FONT=Georgia][SIZE=5][COLOR=maroon][FONT=Georgia][COLOR=black][/COLOR][/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=maroon][B][FONT=Georgia][COLOR=#2f2f2f][B][SIZE=5][FONT=Georgia][COLOR=#2f2f2f]It's Called [/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/B][/COLOR][/FONT][/B][/COLOR] [COLOR=maroon][B][FONT=Georgia][COLOR=#2f2f2f][B][SIZE=5][FONT=Georgia][COLOR=#2f2f2f]... [/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/B][/COLOR][/FONT][U][FONT=Georgia][SIZE=5][COLOR=blue][COLOR=blue][FONT=Georgia][B]THERAPY[/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/U][/B][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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