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Message: <blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 731638" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong><span style="color: #008000"></span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong><span style="color: #008000">There is the story of a pastor who got up one Sunday and announced</span> <span style="color: #008000">to his congregation: 'I have good news and bad news.  The good news is, we have enough money to pay for our new building program.  The bad news is, it's still out there in your pockets.'</span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong><span style="color: #008000"></span></strong><span style="color: #ff8000"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #ff8000"><strong></strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #ff8000"><strong>While driving in Pennsylvania  , a family caught up to an Amish carriage.  The owner of the carriage obviously had a sense of humor, because attached to the back of the carriage was a hand printed sign... 'Energy efficient vehicle: Runs on oats and grass.. Caution: Do not step in exhaust.' </strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #ff8000"><strong></strong></span><strong>========</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong></strong><strong><span style="color: #008000">A Sunday School teacher began her lesson with a question, 'Boys and</span> <span style="color: #008000">girls, what do we know about God?' A hand shot up in the air... 'He is an artist!' said the kindergarten boy.  'Really?  How do you know?' the teacher asked..  'You know - Our Father, who does art in Heaven.... '</span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong><span style="color: #008000"></span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong><span style="color: #008000">========</span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong><span style="color: #008000"></span>A minister waited in line to have his car filled with gas just before a long holiday weekend.  The attendant worked quickly, but there were many cars ahead of him.  Finally, the attendant motioned him toward a vacant pump.  'Reverend,' said the young man, 'I'm so sorry about the delay..  It seems as if everyone waits until the last minute to get ready for a long trip.'  The minister chuckled, 'I know what you mean...  It's the same in my business.' </strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong>========</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong><span style="color: #8000ff">People want the front of the bus, the back of the church, and the</span></strong></span><strong> <span style="color: #8000ff"><span style="font-size: 18px">center of attention.</span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong><span style="color: #8000ff"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></strong></span></p></blockquote><p></p>

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