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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 732083" data-attributes="member: 1246">Sunday after church, a Mom asked her very young daughter what the lesson was about.&nbsp; The daughter answered, &#039;Don&#039;t be scared, you&#039;ll get your quilt.&#039;&nbsp; Needless to say, the Mom was perplexed.&nbsp; Later in the day, the pastor stopped by for tea and the Mom asked him what that morning&#039;s Sunday school lesson was about.&nbsp; He said &#039;Be not a afraid, thy comforter is coming.&#039;========The minister was preoccupied with thoughts of how he was going to ask the congregation to come up with more money than they were expecting for repairs to the church building.&nbsp; Therefore, he was annoyed to find that the regular organist was sick and a substitute had been brought in at the last minute.&nbsp; The substitute wanted to know what to play &#039;Here&#039;s a copy of the service,&#039; he said impatiently.&nbsp; &#039;But, you&#039;ll have to think of something to play after I make the announcement about the finances.&#039;&nbsp; During the service, the minister paused and said, &#039;Brothers and Sisters, we are in great difficulty; the roof repairs cost twice as much as we expected and we need $4,000 more.&nbsp; Any of you who can pledge $100 or more, please stand up&#039;..&nbsp; At that moment, the substitute organist played &#039;The Star Spangled Banner.&#039;&nbsp; And that is how the substitute became the regular organist!=========Give me a sense of humor, Lord,Give me the grace to see a joke, To get some humor out of life,And pass it on to other folk! </blockquote>

[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 732083, member: 1246"] [B][FONT=Arial][SIZE=4][COLOR=#ff0000]Sunday after church, a Mom asked her very young daughter what the lesson was about. The daughter answered, 'Don't be scared, you'll get your quilt.' Needless to say, the Mom was perplexed. Later in the day, the pastor stopped by for tea and the Mom asked him what that morning's Sunday school lesson was about. He said 'Be not a afraid, thy comforter is coming.' [/COLOR] ======== The minister was preoccupied with thoughts of how he was going to ask the congregation to come up with more money than they were expecting for repairs to the church building. Therefore, he was annoyed to find that the regular organist was sick and a substitute had been brought in at the last minute. The substitute wanted to know what to [/SIZE]play 'Here's a copy of the service,' he said impatiently. 'But, you'll have to think of something to play after I make the announcement about the finances.' During the service, the minister paused and said, 'Brothers and Sisters,[/FONT][/B][SIZE=5][B][FONT=Arial] we are in great difficulty; the roof repairs cost twice as much as we expected and we need $4,000 more. Any of you who can pledge $100 or more, please stand up'.. At that moment, the substitute organist played 'The Star Spangled Banner.' And that is how the substitute became the regular organist! ========= [/FONT][/B][B][FONT=Arial][COLOR=#8000ff]Give me a sense of humor, Lord, Give me the grace to see a joke, To get some humor out of life, And pass it on to other folk![/COLOR] [/FONT][/B][/SIZE] [SIZE=5][FONT=Times New Roman] [/FONT][/SIZE] [/QUOTE]

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