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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 733383" data-attributes="member: 1246">Q: Why does a blonde only change her baby&#039;s diapers every month? A: Because it says on the box: &quot;good for up to 20 pounds.&quot; &nbsp;Q: Why does it take longer to build a blonde snowman than a regular one?A: You have to hollow out the head.&nbsp;Q: Why don&#039;t blondes double recipes? A: The oven doesn&#039;t go to 700 degrees.Q: Why don&#039;t blondes eat pickles? A: They can&#039;t get their heads in the jar.Q: Why don&#039;t blondes have elevator jobs? A: They don&#039;t know the route.Q: Why was the blonde got fired from the M&amp;M factory? A: She was throwing all the W&#039;s away.Q: Why don&#039;t blondes like making KOOL-AID? A: Because they can&#039;t fit 8 cups of water in the little packet. &nbsp;Q: Why is it good to have a blonde passenger? A: You can park in the handicap zone.Q: Why was the blonde disappointed with her trip to England? A: She found out Big Ben is only a clock. </blockquote>

[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 733383, member: 1246"] Q: Why does a blonde only change her baby's diapers every month? [I]A: Because it says on the box: "good for up to 20 pounds." [/I] Q: Why does it take longer to build a blonde snowman than a regular one? [I]A: You have to hollow out the head.[/I] Q: Why don't blondes double recipes? [I]A: The oven doesn't go to 700 degrees.[/I] Q: Why don't blondes eat pickles? [I]A: They can't get their heads in the jar.[/I] Q: Why don't blondes have elevator jobs? [I]A: They don't know the route.[/I] Q: Why was the blonde got fired from the M&M factory? [I]A: She was throwing all the W's away.[/I] Q: Why don't blondes like making KOOL-AID? [I]A: Because they can't fit 8 cups of water in the little packet. [/I] Q: Why is it good to have a blonde passenger? [I]A: You can park in the handicap zone.[/I] Q: Why was the blonde disappointed with her trip to England? [I]A: She found out Big Ben is only a clock. [/I] [/QUOTE]

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