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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 733870" data-attributes="member: 1246">. A man comes into the ER and yells . . .&#039;&nbsp;1. .My wife&#039;s going to have her baby in the cab.&#039;I grabbed my stuff, rushed out to the cab, lifted the lady&#039;sdress and began to take off her underwear.Suddenly I noticed that there were several cabs - - -&gt; and I was in the wrong one.Submitted by Dr. Mark MacDonald ,San Francisco&nbsp;&nbsp;2... At the beginning of my shift I placed a stethoscope on an elderlyand slightly deaf female patient&#039;s anterior chest wall.&#039;Big breaths,&#039;. . . I instructed.&#039;Yes, they used to be,&#039;. . .replied the patient.&nbsp;Submitted by Dr. Richard Byrnes ,Seattle , WA&nbsp;&nbsp;3. One day I had to be the bearer of badnews when I told a wife that her husband haddied of a massive myocardial infarct.Not more than five minutes later, I heard herreporting to the rest of the family that he haddied of a &#039;massive internal fart.&#039;&nbsp;Submitted by Dr. Susan Steinberg&nbsp;&nbsp;4. During a patient&#039;s two week follow-upappointment with his cardiologist, he informedme, his doctor, that he was having trouble withone of his medications..&#039; Which one ?&#039;. .. . I asked. &#039;The patch...The Nurse told me to put on a new one every six hours and now I&#039;mrunning out of places to put it !&#039;I had him quickly undress and discovered what I hopedI wouldn&#039;t see.Yes, the man had over fifty patches on his body!Now, the instructions include removal ofthe old patch before applying a new one.&nbsp;Submitted by Dr. Rebecca St. Clair ,Norfolk , VA</blockquote>

[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 733870, member: 1246"] . A man comes into the ER and yells . . .' 1. .My wife's going to have her baby in the cab.' I grabbed my stuff, rushed out to the cab, lifted the lady's dress and began to take off her underwear. Suddenly I noticed that there were several cabs - - -> and I was in the wrong one. Submitted by Dr. Mark MacDonald , San Francisco 2... At the beginning of my shift I placed a stethoscope on an elderly and slightly deaf female patient's anterior chest wall. 'Big breaths,'. . . I instructed. 'Yes, they used to be,'. . .replied the patient. Submitted by Dr. Richard Byrnes , Seattle , WA 3. One day I had to be the bearer of bad news when I told a wife that her husband had died of a massive myocardial infarct. Not more than five minutes later, I heard her reporting to the rest of the family that he had died of a 'massive internal fart.' Submitted by Dr. Susan Steinberg 4. During a patient's two week follow-up appointment with his cardiologist, he informed me, his doctor, that he was having trouble with one of his medications.. ' Which one ?'. .. . I asked. 'The patch... The Nurse told me to put on a new one every six hours and now I'm running out of places to put it !' I had him quickly undress and discovered what I hoped I wouldn't see. Yes, the man had over fifty patches on his body! Now, the instructions include removal of the old patch before applying a new one. Submitted by Dr. Rebecca St. Clair , Norfolk , VA [/QUOTE]

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