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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 734790" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">How is Norma?</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Thought this was a good idea!</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">A sweet grandmother telephoned St. Joseph 's Hospital. She timidly asked,</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">'Is it possible to speak to someone who can tell me how a patient is doing?'</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">The operator said, 'I'll be glad to help, dear. What's the name and room number?'</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">The grandmother in her weak, tremulous voice said, 'Norma Findlay Room302.'</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">The operator replied, 'Let me place you on hold while I check with her nurse..</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">After a few minutes, the operator returned to the phone and said, 'Oh,I have good news.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Her nurse just told me that Norma is doing very well. Her blood pressure is</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">fine; her blood work just came back as normal, and her physician, Dr.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Cohen, has scheduled her to be discharged on Tuesday.'</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">The grandmother said, 'Thank you. That's wonderful! I was so worried! </span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">God bless you for the good news.'</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">The operator replied, 'You're more than welcome. Is Norma your daughter?'</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">The grandmother said, 'No, I'm Norma Findlay in 302. No one tells me *****.'</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 734790, member: 1246"] [SIZE=2][FONT=Arial]How is Norma? Thought this was a good idea! A sweet grandmother telephoned St. Joseph 's Hospital. She timidly asked, 'Is it possible to speak to someone who can tell me how a patient is doing?' The operator said, 'I'll be glad to help, dear. What's the name and room number?' The grandmother in her weak, tremulous voice said, 'Norma Findlay Room302.' The operator replied, 'Let me place you on hold while I check with her nurse.. After a few minutes, the operator returned to the phone and said, 'Oh,I have good news. Her nurse just told me that Norma is doing very well. Her blood pressure is fine; her blood work just came back as normal, and her physician, Dr. Cohen, has scheduled her to be discharged on Tuesday.' The grandmother said, 'Thank you. That's wonderful! I was so worried! [/FONT][/SIZE] [COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial]God bless you for the good news.' The operator replied, 'You're more than welcome. Is Norma your daughter?' The grandmother said, 'No, I'm Norma Findlay in 302. No one tells me *****.' [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR] [/QUOTE]
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