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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 734830" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">WHEN YOU ARE OLDER"..............</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">You don't know real embarrassment until your hip sets off a metal detector.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">She's getting crow’s feet around her eyes. And I'll tell you, that crow has big feet!</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">Let's face it, traveling just isn't as much fun when all the historical sites are younger than you are.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">You know you're past your prime when every time you suck in your gut, your ankles swell.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">I don't like to do things now I did 20 years ago, like looking in the mirror.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">I'm suffering from Mallzheimer's disease. I go to the mall and forget where I parked my car.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">Age always corresponds inversely to the size of your multi-vitamin. </span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 734830, member: 1246"] [FONT=Times New Roman]WHEN YOU ARE OLDER".............. You don't know real embarrassment until your hip sets off a metal detector. She's getting crow’s feet around her eyes. And I'll tell you, that crow has big feet! Let's face it, traveling just isn't as much fun when all the historical sites are younger than you are. You know you're past your prime when every time you suck in your gut, your ankles swell. I don't like to do things now I did 20 years ago, like looking in the mirror. I'm suffering from Mallzheimer's disease. I go to the mall and forget where I parked my car. Age always corresponds inversely to the size of your multi-vitamin. [/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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