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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 735027" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><strong><strong><u><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Subj: Texas vs. California</span></span></span></span></span></u></strong></strong></p><p></p><p> </p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #0000cc"><span style="color: #0000cc"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">Governor of state jogging with his dog along a trail. Coyote jumps out and starts to attack the dog.</span></span></span></span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #0000cc"><span style="color: #0000cc"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #0000cc"><span style="color: #0000cc"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">California :</span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #0000cc"><span style="color: #0000cc"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"> #1. Governor starts to intervene and then realizes he should stop; the coyote is doing what is natural.</span></span></span></span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #0000cc"><span style="color: #0000cc"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #0000cc"><span style="color: #0000cc"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"> #2. Call animal control. Animal control captures coyote and spends $200 testing it for diseases and $500 relocating it.</span></span></span></span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #0000cc"><span style="color: #0000cc"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #0000cc"><span style="color: #0000cc"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"> #3. Veterinarian collects dead dog and spends $200 testing it for diseases.</span></span></span></span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #0000cc"><span style="color: #0000cc"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #0000cc"><span style="color: #0000cc"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"> #4. Governor goes to hospital and spends $3500 getting checked for diseases from the coyote and getting bite wound bandaged.</span></span></span></span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #0000cc"><span style="color: #0000cc"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #0000cc"><span style="color: #0000cc"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"> #5. Running trail gets shut down for 6 months while wildlife services conduct a $100,000 survey to make sure the area is clear of dangerous </span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: blue"><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">animals</span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #0000cc"><span style="color: #0000cc"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">.</span></span></span></span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #0000cc"><span style="color: #0000cc"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #0000cc"><span style="color: #0000cc"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"> #6. Governor spends $50,000 and starts a coyote awareness program for people who live in the area.</span></span></span></span></span></p><p></p><p> </p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #0000cc"><span style="color: #0000cc"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"> #7. State legislature spends $2 million investigating how to better handle rabies and how to possibly eradicate it.</span></span></span></span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #0000cc"><span style="color: #0000cc"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #0000cc"><span style="color: #0000cc"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"> #8. Governor’s security agent fired for not stopping the</span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #0000cc"><span style="color: #0000cc"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">attack and letting the Governor try to intervene.</span></span></span></span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #0000cc"><span style="color: #0000cc"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #0000cc"><span style="color: #0000cc"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"> #9. Cost $75,000 to train new security agent.</span></span></span></span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #0000cc"><span style="color: #0000cc"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #0000cc"><span style="color: #0000cc"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"> #10. PETA protest the relocation of the coyote.</span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #0000cc"><span style="color: #0000cc"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #0000cc"><span style="color: #0000cc"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">Texas :</span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #0000cc"><span style="color: #0000cc"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"> #1. Governor spends $.53 on a .380 ACP Gold Dot Hollow Point, shoots coyote and he and the dog keep jogging.</span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #0000cc"><span style="color: #0000cc"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #0000cc"><span style="color: #0000cc"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"> And we wonder why California is Broke?</span></span></span></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 735027, member: 1246"] [B][B][U][FONT=Arial][SIZE=5][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial]Subj: Texas vs. California[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/U][/B][/B][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=5][COLOR=#0000cc][COLOR=#0000cc][FONT=Comic Sans MS]Governor of state jogging with his dog along a trail. Coyote jumps out and starts to attack the dog.[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=5][COLOR=#0000cc][COLOR=#0000cc][FONT=Comic Sans MS] California : #1. Governor starts to intervene and then realizes he should stop; the coyote is doing what is natural.[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=5][COLOR=#0000cc][COLOR=#0000cc][FONT=Comic Sans MS] #2. Call animal control. Animal control captures coyote and spends $200 testing it for diseases and $500 relocating it.[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=5][COLOR=#0000cc][COLOR=#0000cc][FONT=Comic Sans MS] #3. Veterinarian collects dead dog and spends $200 testing it for diseases.[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=5][COLOR=#0000cc][COLOR=#0000cc][FONT=Comic Sans MS] #4. Governor goes to hospital and spends $3500 getting checked for diseases from the coyote and getting bite wound bandaged.[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=5][COLOR=#0000cc][COLOR=#0000cc][FONT=Comic Sans MS] #5. Running trail gets shut down for 6 months while wildlife services conduct a $100,000 survey to make sure the area is clear of dangerous [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=5][COLOR=blue][COLOR=blue][FONT=Comic Sans MS]animals[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=5][COLOR=#0000cc][COLOR=#0000cc][FONT=Comic Sans MS].[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=5][COLOR=#0000cc][COLOR=#0000cc][FONT=Comic Sans MS] #6. Governor spends $50,000 and starts a coyote awareness program for people who live in the area.[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=5][COLOR=#0000cc][COLOR=#0000cc][FONT=Comic Sans MS] #7. State legislature spends $2 million investigating how to better handle rabies and how to possibly eradicate it.[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=5][COLOR=#0000cc][COLOR=#0000cc][FONT=Comic Sans MS] #8. Governor’s security agent fired for not stopping the attack and letting the Governor try to intervene.[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=5][COLOR=#0000cc][COLOR=#0000cc][FONT=Comic Sans MS] #9. Cost $75,000 to train new security agent.[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=5][COLOR=#0000cc][COLOR=#0000cc][FONT=Comic Sans MS] #10. PETA protest the relocation of the coyote. Texas : #1. Governor spends $.53 on a .380 ACP Gold Dot Hollow Point, shoots coyote and he and the dog keep jogging. And we wonder why California is Broke?[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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