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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 737022" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">Observations on Growing Older...............</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">~Your kids are becoming you...and you don't like them ...but your grandchildren are perfect!</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">~You forget names ... But it's OK because other people forgot they even knew you!!!</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">~You realize you're never going to be really good at anything .... Especially golf.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">~Your spouse is counting on you to remember things you don't remember.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">~The things you used to care to do, you no longer care to do, but you really do care that you don't care to do them anymore.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">~Your spouse sleeps better on a lounge chair with the TV blaring than he does in bed. It's called his "pre-sleep".</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">~Remember when your mother said "Wear clean underwear in case you GET in an accident"? Now you bring clean underwear in case you HAVE an accident!</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">~You used to say, "I hope my kids GET married ... Now, "I hope they STAY married!"</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">~You miss the days when everything worked with just an "ON" and "OFF" switch..</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">~When GOOGLE, ipod, email, modem ... Were unheard of, and a mouse was something that made you climb on a table.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">~You now use more 4 letter words ... "what?"..."when?" ???</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">~Now that you can afford expensive jewelry, it's not safe to wear it anywhere.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">~You read 100 pages into a book before you realize you've read it.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">~Notice everything they sell in stores is "sleeveless"?!!!</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">~What used to be freckles are now liver spots.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">~Everybody whispers. </span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 737022, member: 1246"] [FONT=Times New Roman]Observations on Growing Older............... ~Your kids are becoming you...and you don't like them ...but your grandchildren are perfect! ~You forget names ... But it's OK because other people forgot they even knew you!!! ~You realize you're never going to be really good at anything .... Especially golf. ~Your spouse is counting on you to remember things you don't remember. ~The things you used to care to do, you no longer care to do, but you really do care that you don't care to do them anymore. ~Your spouse sleeps better on a lounge chair with the TV blaring than he does in bed. It's called his "pre-sleep". ~Remember when your mother said "Wear clean underwear in case you GET in an accident"? Now you bring clean underwear in case you HAVE an accident! ~You used to say, "I hope my kids GET married ... Now, "I hope they STAY married!" ~You miss the days when everything worked with just an "ON" and "OFF" switch.. ~When GOOGLE, ipod, email, modem ... Were unheard of, and a mouse was something that made you climb on a table. ~You now use more 4 letter words ... "what?"..."when?" ??? ~Now that you can afford expensive jewelry, it's not safe to wear it anywhere. ~You read 100 pages into a book before you realize you've read it. ~Notice everything they sell in stores is "sleeveless"?!!! ~What used to be freckles are now liver spots. ~Everybody whispers. [/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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