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Message: <blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 742891" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: #cc0000">Why Parents Drink</span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="color: #000080"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see that his bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then he saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow that was addressed to 'Dad.' </span></span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="color: #000080"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">With the worst premonition he opened the envelope </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="color: #000080"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">with trembling hands and read the letter. </span></span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="color: #000080"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Dear Dad: </span></span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="color: #000080"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with Mom and you. </span></span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="color: #000080"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">I have been finding real passion with Stacy and she is so nice. </span></span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="color: #000080"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">But I knew you would not approve of her because of all her piercing, tattoos, tight motorcycle clothes and the fact that she is much older than I am. But it' s not only the passion...Dad she's pregnant. </span></span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="color: #000080"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Stacy said that we will be very happy. </span></span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="color: #000080"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">She owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. We share a dream of having many more children. </span></span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="color: #000080"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone. </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="color: #000080"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">We'll be growing it for ourselves and trading it with the other people that live nearby for cocaine and ecstasy. </span></span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="color: #000080"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">In the meantime we will pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="color: #000080"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Stacy can get better. She deserves it. </span></span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="color: #000080"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Don't worry Dad. I'm 15 and I know how to take care of myself. </span></span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="color: #000080"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Someday I'm sure that we will be back to visit so that you can </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="color: #000080"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">get to know your grandchildren. </span></span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="color: #000080"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Love, </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="color: #000080"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Your Son John </span></span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="color: #000080"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">PS. Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at Tommy's house. </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="color: #000080"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">I Just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than a Report card That's in my center desk drawer. </span></span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="color: #000080"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">I love you. </span></span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="color: #000080"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Call me when it's safe to come home... </span></span></span></p><p></p></blockquote><p></p>

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