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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 744992" data-attributes="member: 1246">The 10 Best Caddy Replies# 10 -- Golfer: &quot;Think I&#039;m going to drown myself in the lake.&quot; Caddy: &quot;Think you can keep your head down that long?&quot;# 9 -- Golfer: &quot;I&#039;d move heaven and earth to break 100 on this course.&quot; Caddy: &quot;Try heaven, you&#039;ve already moved most of the earth.&quot;# 8 -- Golfer: &quot;Do you think my game is improving?&quot; Caddy: &quot;Yes sir, you miss the ball much closer now.&quot;# 7 -- Golfer: &quot;Do you think I can get there with a 5 iron?&quot; Caddy: &quot;Eventually.&quot;# 6 -- Golfer: &quot;You&#039;ve got to be the worst caddy in the world.&quot; Caddy: &quot;I don&#039;t think so sir. That would be too much of a coincidence.&quot;# 5 -- Golfer: &quot;Please stop checking your watch all the time. It&#039;s too much of A distraction.&quot; Caddy: &quot;It&#039;s not a watch - it&#039;s a compass.&quot;# 4 -- Golfer: &quot;How do you like my game?&quot; Caddy: &quot;Very good sir, but personally, I prefer golf.&quot;# 3 -- Golfer: &quot;Do you think it&#039;s a sin to play on Sunday?&quot; Caddy: &quot;The way you play, sir, it&#039;s a sin on any day.&quot;# 2 -- Golfer: &quot;This is the worst course I&#039;ve ever played on.&quot; Caddy: &quot;This isn&#039;t the golf course. We left that an hour ago.&quot;# 1 -- Best Caddy Comment Golfer: &quot;That can&#039;t be my ball, it&#039;s too old.&quot; Caddy: &quot;It&#039;s been a long time since we teed off, sir.&quot; </blockquote>

[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 744992, member: 1246"] [FONT=Times New Roman]The 10 Best Caddy Replies[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]# 10 -- Golfer: "Think I'm going to drown myself in the lake." Caddy: "Think you can keep your head down that long?"[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]# 9 -- Golfer: "I'd move heaven and earth to break 100 on this course." Caddy: "Try heaven, you've already moved most of the earth."[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]# 8 -- Golfer: "Do you think my game is improving?" Caddy: "Yes sir, you miss the ball much closer now."[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]# 7 -- Golfer: "Do you think I can get there with a 5 iron?" Caddy: "Eventually."[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]# 6 -- Golfer: "You've got to be the worst caddy in the world." Caddy: "I don't think so sir. That would be too much of a coincidence."[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]# 5 -- Golfer: "Please stop checking your watch all the time. It's too much of A distraction." Caddy: "It's not a watch - it's a compass."[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]# 4 -- Golfer: "How do you like my game?" Caddy: "Very good sir, but personally, I prefer golf."[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]# 3 -- Golfer: "Do you think it's a sin to play on Sunday?" Caddy: "The way you play, sir, it's a sin on any day."[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]# 2 -- Golfer: "This is the worst course I've ever played on." Caddy: "This isn't the golf course. We left that an hour ago."[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]# 1 -- Best Caddy Comment Golfer: "That can't be my ball, it's too old." Caddy: "It's been a long time since we teed off, sir." [/FONT] [/QUOTE]

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