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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 748317" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p style="text-align: center"><strong>Some Twisted Sayings</strong></p><p></p><p> </p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><ul> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Dyslexics have more fnu</span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Clones are people, two</span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Microbiology Lab: Staph Only!</span></span></li> </ul> <ul> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><br /> <span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><br /> [*]Santa's elves are just a bunch of subordinate Clauses</span></span></li> </ul><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></p><ul> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">186,000 miles/sec: Not just a good idea, it's the LAW!</span></span></li> </ul> <ul> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><br /> <span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><br /> [*]Air Pollution is a mist-demeanor </span></span><br /> <span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><br /> [*]Anything free is worth what you pay for it </span></span><br /> <span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><br /> [*]Atheism is a non-prophet organization </span></span><br /> <span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><br /> [*]COLE'S LAW: Thinly sliced cabbage </span></span><br /> <span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><br /> [*]Does the name Pavlov ring a bell? </span></span><br /> <span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><br /> [*]Editing is a rewording activity </span></span><br /> <span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><br /> [*]Help stamp out and eradicate superfluous redundancy </span></span><br /> <span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><br /> [*]I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not sure </span></span><br /> <span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><br /> [*]My reality check just bounced </span></span><br /> <span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><br /> [*]Rap is to music, what Etch-a-Sketch is to art </span></span><br /> <span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><br /> [*]What if there were no hypothetical questions? </span></span><br /> <span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><br /> [*]Energizer bunny arrested, charged with battery </span></span><br /> <span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><br /> [*]No sense being pessimistic, it probably wouldn't work anyway </span></span><br /> <span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><br /> [*]Boycott shampoo... Demand REAL poo! </span></span><br /> <span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><br /> [*]IRS - Be audit you can be </span></span></li> </ul></blockquote><p></p>
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