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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 752745" data-attributes="member: 1246">Q: Did you hear about the new epidemic among blondes? A: It&#039;s called MAIDS - if they don&#039;t get one, they die.&nbsp; Q: How can you tell if a blonde is a good cook? A She gets the pop tart out of the toaster in one piece.Q: How did the blonde break her leg raking leaves? A: She fell out of the tree. &nbsp;Q: How did the blonde burn her nose? A: Bobbing for French fries. &nbsp;Q: How did the blonde die drinking milk? A: The cow fell on her.Q: How did the blonde die ice-fishing? A: She was run over by the zamboni machine.Q: How do blonde brain cells die? A: Alone.Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: You don&#039;t. They&#039;re born that way. </blockquote>

[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 752745, member: 1246"] Q: Did you hear about the new epidemic among blondes? [I]A: It's called MAIDS - if they don't get one, they die.[/I] Q: How can you tell if a blonde is a good cook? [I]A She gets the pop tart out of the toaster in one piece.[/I] Q: How did the blonde break her leg raking leaves? [I]A: She fell out of the tree. [/I] Q: How did the blonde burn her nose? [I]A: Bobbing for French fries. [/I] Q: How did the blonde die drinking milk? [I]A: The cow fell on her.[/I] Q: How did the blonde die ice-fishing? [I]A: She was run over by the zamboni machine.[/I] Q: How do blonde brain cells die? [I]A: Alone.[/I] Q: How do you confuse a blonde? [I]A: You don't. They're born that way. [/I] [/QUOTE]

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