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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 752908" data-attributes="member: 1246">There was a very gracious lady who was mailing an old family Bible to her brother in another part of the country.&quot;Is there anything breakable in here?&quot; asked the postal clerk.&quot;Only the Ten Commandments.&quot; answered the lady.========&quot;Somebody has said there are only two kinds of people in the world.There are those who wake up in the morning and say, &quot;Good morning, Lord,&quot; and there are those who wake up in the morning and say, &quot;Good Lord, it&#039;s morning.&quot;========A minister parked his car in a no-parking zone in a large city because he was short of time and couldn&#039;t find a space with a meter.Then he put a note under the windshield wiper that read: &quot;I have circled the block 10 times. If I don&#039;t park here, I&#039;ll miss my appointment Forgive us our trespasses.&quot;When he returned, he found a citation from a police officer along with this note &quot;I&#039;ve circled this block for 10 years. If I don&#039;t give you a ticket I&#039;ll lose my job. Lead us not into temptation.&quot;</blockquote>

[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 752908, member: 1246"] [B][COLOR=#000040]There was a very gracious lady who was mailing an old family Bible to her brother in another part of the country. "Is there anything breakable in here?" asked the postal clerk. "Only the Ten Commandments." answered the lady. ======== "Somebody has said there are only two kinds of people in the world. There are those who wake up in the morning and say, "Good morning, Lord," and there are those who wake up in the morning and say, "Good Lord, it's morning." ======== [/COLOR][/B][SIZE=3][FONT=Times New Roman][B][COLOR=#000040]A minister parked his car in a no-parking zone in a large city because he was short of time and couldn't find a space with a meter. Then he put a note under the windshield wiper that read: "I have circled the block 10 times. If I don't park here, I'll miss my appointment Forgive us our trespasses." When he returned, he found a citation from a police officer along with this note "I've circled this block for 10 years. If I don't give you a ticket I'll lose my job. Lead us not into temptation."[/COLOR][/B] [/FONT][/SIZE] [/QUOTE]

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