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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 754316" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><span style="color: #FF8040"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000040">==Holy Humor........======</span></span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: #FF8040"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000040"></span></span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: #FF8040"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000040">A minister waited in line to have his car filled with gas just before a </span></span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: #FF8040"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000040">long holiday weekend. The attendant worked quickly, </span></span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: #FF8040"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000040">but there were many car s ahead of him. </span></span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: #FF8040"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000040">Finally, the attendant motioned him toward a vacant pump.</span></span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: #FF8040"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000040">"Reverend," said the young man, "I'm so sorry about the delay. </span></span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: #FF8040"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000040">It seems as if everyone waits until the last minute to get ready for a long trip."</span></span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: #FF8040"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000040">The minister chuckled, "I know what you mean. It's the same in my </span></span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: #FF8040"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000040">business."</span></span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: #FF8040"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000040">========</span></span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: #FF8040"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000040"></span></span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: #FF8040"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000040">People want the front of the bus, the back of the church, and the centre of attention.</span></span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: #FF8040"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000040">========</span></span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: #FF8040"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000040"></span></span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: #FF8040"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000040">========</span></span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: #FF8040"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000040"></span></span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: #FF8040"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000040">The minister was preoccupied with thoughts of how he was going to ask the congregation to come up with more money than they were expecting for repairs to the church bu ilding. </span></span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: #FF8040"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000040">Therefore, he was annoyed to find that the regular organist was sick and a substitute had been brought in at the last minute.</span></span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: #FF8040"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000040">The substitute wanted to know what to play.</span></span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: #FF8040"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000040">"Here's a copy of the service," he said impatiently. </span></span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: #FF8040"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000040">"But, you'll have to think of something to play after I make the announcement about the finances.</span></span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: #FF8040"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000040">During the service, the minister paused and said, "Brothers and Sisters, we are in great difficulty; the roof repairs cost twice as much as we expected and we need $4,000 more. Any of you who can pledge $100 or more, please stand up."</span></span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: #FF8040"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000040">At that moment, the substitute organist played "The Star Spangled Banner."</span></span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: #FF8040"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000040">And that is how the substitute became the regular organist!</span></span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: #FF8040"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000040">=========</span></span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: #FF8040"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000040"></span></span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: #FF8040"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000040">Give me a sense of humor, Lord,</span></span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: #FF8040"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000040">Give me the grace to see a joke,</span></span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: #FF8040"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000040">To get some humor out of life,</span></span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: #FF8040"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000040">And pass it on to other folk!</span></span></span></strong></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 754316, member: 1246"] [COLOR=#FF8040][B][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3][COLOR=#000040]==Holy Humor........====== A minister waited in line to have his car filled with gas just before a long holiday weekend. The attendant worked quickly, but there were many car s ahead of him. Finally, the attendant motioned him toward a vacant pump. "Reverend," said the young man, "I'm so sorry about the delay. It seems as if everyone waits until the last minute to get ready for a long trip." The minister chuckled, "I know what you mean. It's the same in my business." ======== People want the front of the bus, the back of the church, and the centre of attention. ======== ======== The minister was preoccupied with thoughts of how he was going to ask the congregation to come up with more money than they were expecting for repairs to the church bu ilding. Therefore, he was annoyed to find that the regular organist was sick and a substitute had been brought in at the last minute. The substitute wanted to know what to play. "Here's a copy of the service," he said impatiently. "But, you'll have to think of something to play after I make the announcement about the finances. During the service, the minister paused and said, "Brothers and Sisters, we are in great difficulty; the roof repairs cost twice as much as we expected and we need $4,000 more. Any of you who can pledge $100 or more, please stand up." At that moment, the substitute organist played "The Star Spangled Banner." And that is how the substitute became the regular organist! ========= Give me a sense of humor, Lord, Give me the grace to see a joke, To get some humor out of life, And pass it on to other folk![/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][/COLOR] [/QUOTE]
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