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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 761344" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">The Old Cowboy....</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"> </span></span><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><strong>One Sunday morning, an old cowboy entered a church just before services were to begin. Although the old man and his clothes were spotlessly clean, he wore jeans, a denim shirt and boots that were worn and ragged. In his hand he carried a worn-out old hat and an equally worn, dog-eared Bible.</strong></span></span></span></span></strong></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><strong> The church he entered was in a very upscale and exclusive part of the city. It was the largest and most beautiful church the old cowboy had ever seen. The people of the congregation were all dressed with expensive clothes and fine jewelry. As the cowboy took a seat, the others moved away from him. No one greeted, spoke to, or welcomed him. They were all appalled by his appearance and did not attempt to hide it.</strong></span></span></span></span></strong></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><strong> As the old cowboy was leaving the church, the preacher approached him and asked the cowboy to do him a favor. "Before you come back in here again, have a talk with God and ask him what he thinks would be appropriate attire for worship in church." The old cowboy assured the preacher he would.</strong></span></span></span></span></strong></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><strong> The next Sunday, he showed back up for the services wearing the same ragged jeans, shirt, boots, and hat. Once again he was completely shunned and ignored. The preacher approached the cowboy and said, "I thought I asked you to speak to God before you came back to our church."</strong></span></span></span></span></strong></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><strong>"I did," replied the old cowboy.</strong></span></span></span></span></strong></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><strong>"And what was his reply?" asked the preacher.</strong></span></span></span></span></strong></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><strong>"Well, sir, God told me that he didn't have a clue what I should wear. He said he'd never been in this church."</strong></span></span></span></span></strong></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 761344, member: 1246"] [COLOR=#000000][FONT=Arial][FONT=Tahoma][FONT=times new roman][FONT=times new roman][FONT=times new roman][COLOR=#000000][FONT=Verdana]The Old Cowboy....[/FONT][/COLOR][/FONT][/FONT][/FONT][/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][FONT=Tahoma][FONT=times new roman][FONT=times new roman][FONT=times new roman][COLOR=#000000][FONT=Verdana][/FONT][/COLOR][/FONT][/FONT][/FONT][/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][FONT=Tahoma][FONT=times new roman][FONT=times new roman][FONT=times new roman][COLOR=#000000][FONT=Verdana][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3] [/SIZE][/FONT][B][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][B]One Sunday morning, an old cowboy entered a church just before services were to begin. Although the old man and his clothes were spotlessly clean, he wore jeans, a denim shirt and boots that were worn and ragged. In his hand he carried a worn-out old hat and an equally worn, dog-eared Bible.[/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/FONT][/FONT][/FONT][/FONT][/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000][FONT=Arial][FONT=Tahoma][FONT=times new roman][FONT=times new roman][FONT=times new roman][COLOR=#000000][FONT=Verdana][B][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][B][/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/FONT][/FONT][/FONT][/FONT][/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000][FONT=Arial][FONT=Tahoma][FONT=times new roman][FONT=times new roman][FONT=times new roman][COLOR=#000000][FONT=Verdana][B][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][B] The church he entered was in a very upscale and exclusive part of the city. It was the largest and most beautiful church the old cowboy had ever seen. The people of the congregation were all dressed with expensive clothes and fine jewelry. As the cowboy took a seat, the others moved away from him. No one greeted, spoke to, or welcomed him. They were all appalled by his appearance and did not attempt to hide it.[/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/FONT][/FONT][/FONT][/FONT][/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000][FONT=Arial][FONT=Tahoma][FONT=times new roman][FONT=times new roman][FONT=times new roman][COLOR=#000000][FONT=Verdana][B][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][B][/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/FONT][/FONT][/FONT][/FONT][/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000][FONT=Arial][FONT=Tahoma][FONT=times new roman][FONT=times new roman][FONT=times new roman][COLOR=#000000][FONT=Verdana][B][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][B] As the old cowboy was leaving the church, the preacher approached him and asked the cowboy to do him a favor. "Before you come back in here again, have a talk with God and ask him what he thinks would be appropriate attire for worship in church." The old cowboy assured the preacher he would.[/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/FONT][/FONT][/FONT][/FONT][/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000][FONT=Arial][FONT=Tahoma][FONT=times new roman][FONT=times new roman][FONT=times new roman][COLOR=#000000][FONT=Verdana][B][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][B][/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/FONT][/FONT][/FONT][/FONT][/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000][FONT=Arial][FONT=Tahoma][FONT=times new roman][FONT=times new roman][FONT=times new roman][COLOR=#000000][FONT=Verdana][B][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][B] The next Sunday, he showed back up for the services wearing the same ragged jeans, shirt, boots, and hat. Once again he was completely shunned and ignored. The preacher approached the cowboy and said, "I thought I asked you to speak to God before you came back to our church."[/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/FONT][/FONT][/FONT][/FONT][/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000][FONT=Arial][FONT=Tahoma][FONT=times new roman][FONT=times new roman][FONT=times new roman][COLOR=#000000][FONT=Verdana][B][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][B][/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/FONT][/FONT][/FONT][/FONT][/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000][FONT=Arial][FONT=Tahoma][FONT=times new roman][FONT=times new roman][FONT=times new roman][COLOR=#000000][FONT=Verdana][B][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][B]"I did," replied the old cowboy.[/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/FONT][/FONT][/FONT][/FONT][/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000][FONT=Arial][FONT=Tahoma][FONT=times new roman][FONT=times new roman][FONT=times new roman][COLOR=#000000][FONT=Verdana][B][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][B][/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/FONT][/FONT][/FONT][/FONT][/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000][FONT=Arial][FONT=Tahoma][FONT=times new roman][FONT=times new roman][FONT=times new roman][COLOR=#000000][FONT=Verdana][B][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][B]"And what was his reply?" asked the preacher.[/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/FONT][/FONT][/FONT][/FONT][/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000][FONT=Arial][FONT=Tahoma][FONT=times new roman][FONT=times new roman][FONT=times new roman][COLOR=#000000][FONT=Verdana][B][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][B][/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/FONT][/FONT][/FONT][/FONT][/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000][FONT=Arial][FONT=Tahoma][FONT=times new roman][FONT=times new roman][FONT=times new roman][COLOR=#000000][FONT=Verdana][B][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][B]"Well, sir, God told me that he didn't have a clue what I should wear. He said he'd never been in this church."[/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/FONT][/FONT][/FONT][/FONT][/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000][FONT=Arial][FONT=Tahoma][FONT=times new roman][FONT=times new roman][FONT=times new roman][COLOR=#000000][FONT=Verdana][/FONT][/COLOR][/FONT][/FONT][/FONT][/FONT][/FONT][/COLOR] [/QUOTE]
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