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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 769323" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: #006600"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Reasons to avoid high school reunions.........</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: #006600">Jan, Sue and Mary haven't seen each other since High School.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: #006600">They rediscover each other via a reunion website and arrange to meet for</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: #006600">lunch in a wine bar.</span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: #006600">Jan arrives first, wearing beige Versace. She orders a bottle of</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: #006600">Pinot Grigio. Sue arrives shortly afterward, in gray Chanel. After the</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: #006600">required ritualized kisses she joins Jan in a glass of wine. Then</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: #006600">Mary walks in, wearing a faded old tee-shirt, blue jeans and boots.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: #006600">She too shares the wine.</span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: #006600">Jan explains that after leaving high school and graduating from</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: #006600">Princeton in Classics, she met and married Timothy, with whom she has a</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: #006600">beautiful daughter. Timothy is a partner in one of New York's leading</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: #006600">law firms. They live in a 4000 sq ft co-op on Fifth Avenue, where</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: #006600">Susanna, the daughter, attends drama school. They have a second home in</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: #006600">Phoenix.</span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: #006600">Sue relates that she graduated from Harvard Med School and became a</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: #006600">surgeon. Her husband, Clive, is a leading Wall Street investment banker.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: #006600">They live in Southampton on Long Island and have a second home in</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: #006600">Naples, Florida.</span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: #006600">Mary explains that she left school at 17 and ran off with her</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: #006600">boyfriend, Mark. They run a tropical bird park in Colorado and grow</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: #006600">their own vegetables. Mark can stand five parrots, side by side, on his</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: #006600">dick.</span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: #006600">Halfway down the third bottle of wine and several hours later, Jan</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: #006600">blurts out that her husband is really a cashier at Wal-Mart. They live in a small apartment in Brooklyn and have a travel trailer parked at a nearby</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: #006600">storage facility.</span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: #006600">Sue, chastened and encouraged by her old friend's honesty, explains</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: #006600">that she and Clive are both nurses' aides in a retirement home. They</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: #006600">live in Jersey City and take vacation camping trips to Alabama.</span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: #006600">Mary says that the fifth parrot has to stand on one leg.</span></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 769323, member: 1246"] [FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=#006600][FONT=Arial]Reasons to avoid high school reunions.........[/FONT][/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman] [FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=#006600]Jan, Sue and Mary haven't seen each other since High School.[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=#006600]They rediscover each other via a reunion website and arrange to meet for[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=#006600]lunch in a wine bar.[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=#006600]Jan arrives first, wearing beige Versace. She orders a bottle of[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=#006600]Pinot Grigio. Sue arrives shortly afterward, in gray Chanel. After the[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=#006600]required ritualized kisses she joins Jan in a glass of wine. Then[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=#006600]Mary walks in, wearing a faded old tee-shirt, blue jeans and boots.[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=#006600]She too shares the wine.[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=#006600]Jan explains that after leaving high school and graduating from[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=#006600]Princeton in Classics, she met and married Timothy, with whom she has a[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=#006600]beautiful daughter. Timothy is a partner in one of New York's leading[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=#006600]law firms. They live in a 4000 sq ft co-op on Fifth Avenue, where[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=#006600]Susanna, the daughter, attends drama school. They have a second home in[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=#006600]Phoenix.[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=#006600]Sue relates that she graduated from Harvard Med School and became a[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=#006600]surgeon. Her husband, Clive, is a leading Wall Street investment banker.[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=#006600]They live in Southampton on Long Island and have a second home in[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=#006600]Naples, Florida.[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=#006600]Mary explains that she left school at 17 and ran off with her[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=#006600]boyfriend, Mark. They run a tropical bird park in Colorado and grow[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=#006600]their own vegetables. Mark can stand five parrots, side by side, on his[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=#006600]dick.[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=#006600]Halfway down the third bottle of wine and several hours later, Jan[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=#006600]blurts out that her husband is really a cashier at Wal-Mart. They live in a small apartment in Brooklyn and have a travel trailer parked at a nearby[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=#006600]storage facility.[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=#006600]Sue, chastened and encouraged by her old friend's honesty, explains[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=#006600]that she and Clive are both nurses' aides in a retirement home. They[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=#006600]live in Jersey City and take vacation camping trips to Alabama.[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=#006600]Mary says that the fifth parrot has to stand on one leg.[/COLOR][/FONT][/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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