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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 769663" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">A</span></span><span style="color: #0000A0"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"> husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading when the Wife looks over </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: #0000A0"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">at him and asks the question.... </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: #0000A0"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: #0000A0"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong>WIFE: </strong>"What </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: #0000A0"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">would you do if I died? Would you get married </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: #0000A0"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Again?" </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: #0000A0"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: #0000A0"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong>HUSBAND: </strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: #0000A0"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">"Definitely not!" </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: #0000A0"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: #0000A0"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong>WIFE: </strong>"Why not? </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: #0000A0"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Don't you like being married?" </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: #0000A0"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: #0000A0"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong>HUSBAND: </strong>"Of </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: #0000A0"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">course I do.." </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: #0000A0"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: #0000A0"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong>WIFE: </strong>"Then why </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: #0000A0"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">wouldn't you remarry? " </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: #0000A0"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: #0000A0"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong>HUSBAND: </strong>"Okay, </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: #0000A0"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">okay, I'd get married again." </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: #0000A0"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: #0000A0"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong>WIFE: </strong>"You </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: #0000A0"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">would?" (with a hurt look) </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: #0000A0"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: #0000A0"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong>HUSBAND: </strong>(makes </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: #0000A0"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">audible groan) </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: #0000A0"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: #0000A0"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong>WIFE: </strong>"Would </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: #0000A0"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">you live in our house?" </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: #0000A0"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: #0000A0"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong>HUSBAND: </strong>"Sure, </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: #0000A0"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">it's a great house." </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: #0000A0"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: #0000A0"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong>WIFE: </strong>"Would </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: #0000A0"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">you sleep with her in our bed?" </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: #0000A0"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: #0000A0"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong>HUSBAND: </strong>"Where </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: #0000A0"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">else would we sleep?" </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: #0000A0"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: #0000A0"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong>WIFE: </strong>"Would </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: #0000A0"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">you let her drive my car?" </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: #0000A0"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: #0000A0"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong>HUSBAND: </strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: #0000A0"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">"Probably, it is almost new." </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: #0000A0"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: #0000A0"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong>WIFE: </strong>"Would </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: #0000A0"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">you replace my pictures with hers?" </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: #0000A0"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: #0000A0"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong>HUSBAND: </strong>"That </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: #0000A0"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">would seem like the proper thing to do." </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: #0000A0"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: #0000A0"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong>WIFE: </strong>"Would </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: #0000A0"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">you give her my jewelry?" </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: #0000A0"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: #0000A0"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong>HUSBAND: </strong>"No, I'm </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: #0000A0"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">sure she'd want her own." </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: #0000A0"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: #0000A0"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong>WIFE: </strong>"Would </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: #0000A0"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">you take her golfing with you? </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: #0000A0"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: #0000A0"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong>HUSBAND: </strong>"Yes, </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: #0000A0"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">those are always good times." </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: #0000A0"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: #0000A0"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong>WIFE: </strong>"Would </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: #0000A0"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">she use my clubs? </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: #0000A0"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: #0000A0"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong>HUSBAND: </strong>"No, </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: #0000A0"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">she's left-handed." </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: #0000A0"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: #0000A0"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong>WIFE: </strong>-- </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: #0000A0"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">silence -- </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: #0000A0"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: #0000A0"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong>HUSBAND: </strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: #0000A0"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">"crap."</span></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 769663, member: 1246"] [FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial]A[/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=#0000A0][FONT=Arial] husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading when the Wife looks over at him and asks the question.... [B]WIFE: [/B]"What would you do if I died? Would you get married Again?" [B]HUSBAND: [/B] "Definitely not!" [B]WIFE: [/B]"Why not? Don't you like being married?" [B]HUSBAND: [/B]"Of course I do.." [B]WIFE: [/B]"Then why wouldn't you remarry? " [B]HUSBAND: [/B]"Okay, okay, I'd get married again." [B]WIFE: [/B]"You would?" (with a hurt look) [B]HUSBAND: [/B](makes audible groan) [B]WIFE: [/B]"Would you live in our house?" [B]HUSBAND: [/B]"Sure, it's a great house." [B]WIFE: [/B]"Would you sleep with her in our bed?" [B]HUSBAND: [/B]"Where else would we sleep?" [B]WIFE: [/B]"Would you let her drive my car?" [B]HUSBAND: [/B] "Probably, it is almost new." [B]WIFE: [/B]"Would you replace my pictures with hers?" [B]HUSBAND: [/B]"That would seem like the proper thing to do." [B]WIFE: [/B]"Would you give her my jewelry?" [B]HUSBAND: [/B]"No, I'm sure she'd want her own." [B]WIFE: [/B]"Would you take her golfing with you? [B]HUSBAND: [/B]"Yes, those are always good times." [B]WIFE: [/B]"Would she use my clubs? [B]HUSBAND: [/B]"No, she's left-handed." [B]WIFE: [/B]-- silence -- [B]HUSBAND: [/B] "crap."[/FONT][/COLOR][/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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