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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 770364" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p>Funny Headlines.............</p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p><strong><em><span style="color: maroon">Proofreading is a dying art, wouldn't you say?</span></em></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: black">Man Kills Self Before Shooting Wife and Daughter</span></strong></p><p><span style="color: black"><strong>This one was caught in the SGV Tribune the other day and when the Editorial Room was called, it took two or three readings before the editor realized that what he was reading was impossible!!! They put in a correction the next day. </strong></span></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p><strong><span style="color: black">I just couldn't help but sending this along. Too funny.</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: black">Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: #37605e">No, really? Ya think?</span></strong></p><p><span style="color: black"><strong>----------------------------------------------------------------------------</strong> </span></p><p><strong><span style="color: #ff22ff">Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jay walkers</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: #37605e">Now that's taking things a bit far!</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: black">-----------------------------------------------------------</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: #6000a1">Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: #37605e">What a guy!</span></strong></p><p><span style="color: black"><strong>--------------------------------------------------------------- </strong></span></p><p><strong><span style="color: #e01f25">Miners Refuse to Work after Death</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: #37605e">No-good-for-nothing' lazy so-and-so's!</span></strong></p><p><span style="color: black"><strong>------------------------------------------------------ </strong></span></p><p><strong><span style="color: #00603c">J</span></strong><strong><span style="color: navy">u</span></strong><strong><span style="color: #00603c">venile Court to Try Shooting Defendant</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: #37605e">See if that works any better than a fair trial!</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: black">----------------------------------------------------------</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: #c140ff">War Dims Hope for Peace</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: #37605e">I can see where it might have that effect!</span></strong></p><p><span style="color: black"><strong>----------------------------------------------------------------</strong> </span></p><p><strong><span style="color: #82c168">If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: #37605e">Ya think?!</span></strong></p><p><span style="color: black"><strong>----------------------------------------------------------------------- </strong></span></p><p><strong><span style="color: #e01f25">Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: #37605e">Who would have thought!</span></strong></p><p><span style="color: black"><strong>----------------------------------------------------------------</strong> </span></p><p><strong><span style="color: #37605e">Enfield (London) Couple Slain;</span></strong><strong><span style="color: #37605e">Police</span></strong><strong><span style="color: #37605e">Suspect Homicide</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: #37605e">They may be on to something!</span></strong></p><p><span style="color: black"><strong>------------------------------------------------------------------------</strong> </span></p><p><strong><span style="color: #2222c0">Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: #37605e">You mean there's something stronger than duct tape?</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: black">----------------------------------------------------------</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: #ff8100">Man Struck By Lightning:</span></strong><strong><span style="color: #ff8100">Faces Battery Charge</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: #37605e">He probably IS the battery charge!</span></strong></p><p><span style="color: black"><strong>---------------------------------------------- </strong></span></p><p><strong><span style="color: #4100c2">New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger</span></strong><strong><span style="color: #4100c2">Test Group</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: #37605e">Weren't they fat enough?!</span></strong></p><p><span style="color: black"><strong>-----------------------------------------------</strong></span></p><p><strong><span style="color: #37605e">Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: #37605e">That's what he gets for eating those beans!</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: black">---------------- ---------------------------------</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: #e01f25">Kids Make Nutritious Snacks</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: #37605e">Do they taste like chicken?</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: #37605e">****************************************</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: #006062">Local High School</span></strong><strong><span style="color: #006062">Dropouts</span></strong><strong><span style="color: #006062">Cut in Half</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: #37605e">Chainsaw Massacre all over again!</span></strong></p><p><span style="color: black"><strong>***************************************************</strong> </span></p><p><strong><span style="color: #6000a1">Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: #37605e">Boy, are they tall!</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: black">*******************************************</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: #37605e">And the winner is....</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: #ff8100">Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead</span></strong></p><p> </p><p><strong><span style="color: #37605e">Did I read that right?</span></strong></p><p><span style="color: black"><strong>*************************************************** </strong></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 770364, member: 1246"] Funny Headlines............. [B][I][COLOR=maroon]Proofreading is a dying art, wouldn't you say?[/COLOR][/I][/B] [B][COLOR=black]Man Kills Self Before Shooting Wife and Daughter[/COLOR][/B] [COLOR=black][B]This one was caught in the SGV Tribune the other day and when the Editorial Room was called, it took two or three readings before the editor realized that what he was reading was impossible!!! They put in a correction the next day. [/B][/COLOR] [B][COLOR=black]I just couldn't help but sending this along. Too funny.[/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=black]Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says[/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=#37605e]No, really? Ya think?[/COLOR][/B] [COLOR=black][B]----------------------------------------------------------------------------[/B] [/COLOR] [B][COLOR=#ff22ff]Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jay walkers[/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=#37605e]Now that's taking things a bit far![/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=black]-----------------------------------------------------------[/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=#6000a1]Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over[/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=#37605e]What a guy![/COLOR][/B] [COLOR=black][B]--------------------------------------------------------------- [/B][/COLOR] [B][COLOR=#e01f25]Miners Refuse to Work after Death[/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=#37605e]No-good-for-nothing' lazy so-and-so's![/COLOR][/B] [COLOR=black][B]------------------------------------------------------ [/B][/COLOR] [B][COLOR=#00603c]J[/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=navy]u[/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=#00603c]venile Court to Try Shooting Defendant[/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=#37605e]See if that works any better than a fair trial![/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=black]----------------------------------------------------------[/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=#c140ff]War Dims Hope for Peace[/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=#37605e]I can see where it might have that effect![/COLOR][/B] [COLOR=black][B]----------------------------------------------------------------[/B] [/COLOR] [B][COLOR=#82c168]If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile[/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=#37605e]Ya think?![/COLOR][/B] [COLOR=black][B]----------------------------------------------------------------------- [/B][/COLOR] [B][COLOR=#e01f25]Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures[/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=#37605e]Who would have thought![/COLOR][/B] [COLOR=black][B]----------------------------------------------------------------[/B] [/COLOR] [B][COLOR=#37605e]Enfield (London) Couple Slain;[/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=#37605e]Police[/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=#37605e]Suspect Homicide[/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=#37605e]They may be on to something![/COLOR][/B] [COLOR=black][B]------------------------------------------------------------------------[/B] [/COLOR] [B][COLOR=#2222c0]Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges[/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=#37605e]You mean there's something stronger than duct tape?[/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=black]----------------------------------------------------------[/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=#ff8100]Man Struck By Lightning:[/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=#ff8100]Faces Battery Charge[/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=#37605e]He probably IS the battery charge![/COLOR][/B] [COLOR=black][B]---------------------------------------------- [/B][/COLOR] [B][COLOR=#4100c2]New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger[/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=#4100c2]Test Group[/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=#37605e]Weren't they fat enough?![/COLOR][/B] [COLOR=black][B]-----------------------------------------------[/B][/COLOR] [B][COLOR=#37605e]Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft [/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=#37605e]That's what he gets for eating those beans![/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=black]---------------- ---------------------------------[/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=#e01f25]Kids Make Nutritious Snacks[/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=#37605e]Do they taste like chicken?[/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=#37605e]****************************************[/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=#006062]Local High School[/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=#006062]Dropouts[/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=#006062]Cut in Half[/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=#37605e]Chainsaw Massacre all over again![/COLOR][/B] [COLOR=black][B]***************************************************[/B] [/COLOR] [B][COLOR=#6000a1]Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors[/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=#37605e]Boy, are they tall![/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=black]*******************************************[/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=#37605e]And the winner is....[/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=#ff8100]Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead[/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=#37605e]Did I read that right?[/COLOR][/B] [COLOR=black][B]*************************************************** [/B][/COLOR] [/QUOTE]
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