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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 771545" data-attributes="member: 1246">MAXINE FOR PRESIDENT&nbsp;&nbsp;Maxine on &quot;Driver Safety&quot; &quot;I can&#039;t use the cell phone in the car. I have to keep my hands free for making gestures.&quot;....... &nbsp;Maxine on &quot;Lawn Care&quot; &quot;The key to a nice-looking lawn is a good mower. I recommend one who is muscular and shirtless.&quot; &nbsp;Maxine on &quot;The Perfect Man&quot; &quot;All I&#039;m looking for is a guy who&#039;ll do what I want, when I want, for as long as I want, and then go away. Or wait nearby, like a Dust Buster, charged up and ready when needed..&quot; &nbsp;Maxine on &quot;Technology Revolution&quot; &quot;My idea of rebooting is kicking somebody in the butt twice.&quot;&nbsp;Maxine on &quot;Aging&quot; &quot;Take every birthday with a grain of salt. This works much better if the salt accompanies a Margarita.&quot; &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&quot;I&#039;m telling you ... she&#039;s the perfect candidate.&quot; &nbsp;&quot;The only two things we do with greater frequency in middle age are urinate and attend funerals .&quot;&nbsp;&quot;The trouble with bucket seats is that not everybody has the same size bucket.&quot;&nbsp;&quot;To err is human;to forgive,highly unlikely.&quot;&nbsp;&quot;Do you realize that in about forty years, we&#039;ll have millions of old ladies running around with tattoos and pierced navels?&quot; (Now that&#039;s scary!)&nbsp;&quot;Money can&#039;t buy happiness--but somehow it&#039;s more comfortable to cry in a Porsche than a Kia.&quot;&nbsp;&quot;After a certain age, if you don&#039;t wake up aching somewhere...you may be dead.&quot; &nbsp;If you don&#039;t forward this to ten of your friends within the next five minutes, nothing will happen..but you&#039;ll rob them of a whole bunch of much-needed laughter.</blockquote>

[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 771545, member: 1246"] [SIZE=6]MAXINE FOR PRESIDENT[/SIZE] [COLOR=blue]Maxine on "Driver Safety" [/COLOR][COLOR=black]"I can't use the cell phone in the car. I have to keep my hands free for making gestures."....... [/COLOR] [COLOR=blue]Maxine on "Lawn Care" [/COLOR][COLOR=black]"The key to a nice-looking lawn is a good mower. I recommend one who is muscular and shirtless." [/COLOR] [COLOR=blue]Maxine on "The Perfect Man" [/COLOR][COLOR=black]"All I'm looking for is a guy who'll do what I want, when I want, for as long as I want, and then go away. Or wait nearby, like a Dust Buster, charged up and ready when needed.." [/COLOR] [COLOR=blue]Maxine on "Technology Revolution" [/COLOR][COLOR=black]"My idea of rebooting is kicking somebody in the butt twice."[/COLOR] [COLOR=blue]Maxine on "Aging" [/COLOR][COLOR=black]"Take every birthday with a grain of salt. This works much better if the salt accompanies a Margarita." [/COLOR] [B][COLOR=black]"I'm telling you ... she's the perfect candidate." [/COLOR][/B] [COLOR=black]"The only two things we do with greater frequency in middle age are urinate and attend funerals [/COLOR][COLOR=black]."[/COLOR] [COLOR=black]"The trouble with bucket seats is that [B][U]not everybody[/U][/B] has the same size bucket."[/COLOR] [COLOR=black]"To err is human;[/COLOR][COLOR=black]to forgive,[/COLOR][COLOR=black]highly unlikely."[/COLOR] [COLOR=black]"Do you realize that in about forty years, we'll have millions of old ladies running around with tattoos and pierced navels?" [/COLOR][B][COLOR=#c20041](Now that's scary!)[/COLOR][/B] [COLOR=black]"Money can't buy happiness--but somehow it's more comfortable to cry in a Porsche than a Kia."[/COLOR] [COLOR=black]"After a certain age, if you don't wake up aching somewhere...you may be dead." [/COLOR] [B][COLOR=black]If you don't forward this to ten of your friends within the next five minutes, nothing will happen..but you'll rob them of a whole bunch of much-needed laughter.[/COLOR][/B] [/QUOTE]

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