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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 774521" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><strong><u><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong>Gov't and How </strong></span></span></span></u></strong><strong><u><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong>Gov't</strong></span></span></span></u></strong><strong><u><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong> Works</strong></span></span></span></u></strong> <span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">Once upon a time the government had a vast scrap yard in the middle of a desert. Congress said, "Someone may steal from it at night."<span style="color: maroon"><span style="color: maroon"> S</span></span>o they created a night watchman position and hired a person for the job. </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">Then Congress said, "How does the watchman do his job without instruction?" So they created a planning department and hired two people<span style="color: maroon"><span style="color: maroon">;</span></span> one person to write the instructions and one person to do time studies. </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">Then Congress said, "How will we know the night watchman is doing the tasks correctly?" So they created a Quality Control department and hired two people; one to do the studies and one to write the reports. </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">Then Congress said, "How are these people going to get paid?" So they created the following positions<span style="color: maroon"><span style="color: maroon">:</span></span> a time keeper and a payroll officer, and then hired two people. </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">Then Congress said, "Who will be accountable for all of these people?" So they created an administrative section and hired three people<span style="color: maroon"><span style="color: maroon">;</span></span> an Administrative Officer, Assistant Administrative Officer, and a Legal Secretary.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">Then Congress said, "We have had this command in operation for one year and we are $18,000 over budget<span style="color: maroon"><span style="color: maroon">. </span></span>We must cutback overall cost." So they laid off the night watchman. </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">NOW slowly<span style="color: maroon"><span style="color: maroon">…</span></span>let it sink in. </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">Does anybody remember the reason given for the establishment of the DEPARTMENT OF ENERGY during the Carter Administration? </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">Anybody? </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">Anything? </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">No? </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">Bottom line. We've spent several hundred billion dollars in support of this agency...the reason for which hardly any person who reads this can remember! </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">Ready?</span></span></span> </p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">It was very simple...and at the time, everybody thought it very appropriate. </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">The Department of Energy was instituted on 8-04-1977, <span style="color: blue"><span style="color: blue"> </span></span><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red">TO LESSEN OUR DEPENDENCE ON FOREIGN OIL. </span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">Hey, pretty efficient, huh???</span></span></span></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p> </p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">And now it's 2010 -- 33 years later -- and the budget for this "necessary" department is at $24.2 billion a year. They have 16,000 federal employees and approximately 100,000 contract employees; and look at the job they have done! <span style="color: maroon"><span style="color: maroon"> (</span></span>this is where you slap your forehead and say, "what were they thinking?"<span style="color: maroon"><span style="color: maroon">)</span></span> </span></span></span> </p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: blue"><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">33 years ago 30% of our oil consumption was foreign imports. Today 70% of our oil consumption is foreign imports.</span></span></span></span></span> </p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">-- good <span style="color: blue"><span style="color: blue">‘</span></span>ole bureaucracy. <span style="color: red"><span style="color: red"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red">And now, we are going to turn the banking system, health care, and the auto industry over to the same government?</span></span></span></span></span></p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">Quietly, we go like sheep to slaughter. </span></span></span> </p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p> </p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 774521, member: 1246"] [B][U][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=5][FONT=Comic Sans MS][B]Gov't and How [/B][/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][/U][/B][B][U][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=5][FONT=Comic Sans MS][B]Gov't[/B][/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][/U][/B][B][U][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=5][FONT=Comic Sans MS][B] Works[/B][/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][/U][/B][B][U][FONT=Courier New][SIZE=5][B] [/B][/SIZE][/FONT][/U][/B][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=5][FONT=Comic Sans MS] Once upon a time the government had a vast scrap yard in the middle of a desert. Congress said, "Someone may steal from it at night."[COLOR=maroon][COLOR=maroon] S[/COLOR][/COLOR]o they created a night watchman position and hired a person for the job. Then Congress said, "How does the watchman do his job without instruction?" [COLOR=maroon][COLOR=maroon] [/COLOR][/COLOR]So they created a planning department and hired two[COLOR=maroon][COLOR=maroon] [/COLOR][/COLOR]people[COLOR=maroon][COLOR=maroon];[/COLOR][/COLOR] one person to write the instructions and one person to do time studies. Then Congress said, "How will we know the night watchman is doing the tasks correctly?" [COLOR=maroon][COLOR=maroon] [/COLOR][/COLOR]So they created a Quality Control department and hired two people; one to do the studies and one to write the reports. Then Congress said, "How are these people going to get paid?" [COLOR=maroon][COLOR=maroon] [/COLOR][/COLOR]So they created the following positions[COLOR=maroon][COLOR=maroon]:[/COLOR][/COLOR] a time keeper and a payroll officer, and then hired two people. Then Congress said, "Who will be accountable for all of these people?" [COLOR=maroon][COLOR=maroon] [/COLOR][/COLOR]So they created an administrative section and hired three people[COLOR=maroon][COLOR=maroon];[/COLOR][/COLOR] an Administrative Officer, Assistant Administrative Officer, and a Legal Secretary. Then Congress said, "We have had this command in operation for one year and we are $18,000 over budget[COLOR=maroon][COLOR=maroon]. [/COLOR][/COLOR]We must cutback overall cost." [COLOR=maroon][COLOR=maroon] [/COLOR][/COLOR]So they laid off the night watchman. NOW slowly[COLOR=maroon][COLOR=maroon]…[/COLOR][/COLOR]let it sink in. Does anybody remember the reason given for the establishment of the DEPARTMENT OF ENERGY during the Carter Administration? Anybody? Anything? No? Bottom line. [COLOR=maroon][COLOR=maroon] [/COLOR][/COLOR]We've spent several hundred billion dollars in support of this agency...the reason for which hardly any person who reads this can remember! Ready?[/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Courier New][SIZE=2] [/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=5][FONT=Comic Sans MS]It was very simple...and at the time, everybody thought it very appropriate. The Department of Energy was instituted on 8-04-1977,[COLOR=maroon][COLOR=maroon] [/COLOR][/COLOR][COLOR=blue][COLOR=blue] [/COLOR][/COLOR][COLOR=red][COLOR=red]TO LESSEN OUR DEPENDENCE ON FOREIGN OIL. [/COLOR][/COLOR] Hey, pretty efficient, huh???[/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3] [/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=5][FONT=Comic Sans MS]And now it's 2010 -- 33 years later -- and the budget for this "necessary" department is at $24.2 billion a year. [COLOR=maroon][COLOR=maroon] [/COLOR][/COLOR]They have 16,000 federal employees and approximately 100,000 contract employees; and look at the job they have done! [COLOR=maroon][COLOR=maroon] ([/COLOR][/COLOR]this is where you slap your forehead and say, "what were they thinking?"[COLOR=maroon][COLOR=maroon])[/COLOR][/COLOR] [/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Courier New][SIZE=2][COLOR=blue][COLOR=blue] [/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Courier New][SIZE=2] [/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=5][COLOR=blue][COLOR=blue][FONT=Comic Sans MS]33 years ago 30% of our oil consumption was foreign imports. Today 70% of our oil consumption is foreign imports.[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=5][FONT=Comic Sans MS] [/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=5][FONT=Comic Sans MS]-- good [COLOR=blue][COLOR=blue]‘[/COLOR][/COLOR]ole bureaucracy. [COLOR=red][COLOR=red] And now, we are going to turn the banking system, health care, and the auto industry over to the same government?[/COLOR][/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=5][FONT=Comic Sans MS]Quietly, we go like sheep to slaughter. [/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3] [/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3] [/SIZE][/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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