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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 781406" data-attributes="member: 1246">A driver is stuck in a traffic jam going into downtown Chicago . Nothing Is Moving north or south. Suddenly a man knocks on his window. The driver rolls down his window and asks, &#039;What happened, what&#039;s the hold Up?&#039; &#039;Terrorists have kidnapped Barack Obama, Hillary Clinton, Oprah Winfrey,Nancy Pelosi, Harry Reid,Whoopi Goldburg, Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton. They are asking for a $10 Million ransom. Otherwise, they are going to douse them with gasoline and set them on fire. We are going from car to car, taking up a collection.&#039; The driver asks, &#039;On average, how much is everyone giving?&#039; &#039;About a gallon&#039;</blockquote>

[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 781406, member: 1246"] [B]A driver is stuck in a[/B][B] [/B][B]traffic jam[/B][B] [/B][B]going into downtown Chicago . Nothing Is Moving north or south. Suddenly a man knocks on his window.[/B][B] [/B][B] [B]The driver rolls down his window and asks, 'What happened, what's the hold Up?'[/B] [/B][B][FONT=Times New Roman]'Terrorists have kidnapped[/FONT][/B][B][FONT=Times New Roman] [/FONT][/B][B][FONT=Times New Roman]Barack Obama[/FONT][/B][B][FONT=Times New Roman],[/FONT][/B][B][FONT=Times New Roman] [/FONT][/B][B][FONT=Times New Roman]Hillary Clinton[/FONT][/B][B][FONT=Times New Roman],[/FONT][/B][B][FONT=Times New Roman] [/FONT][/B][B][FONT=Times New Roman]Oprah Winfrey[/FONT][/B][B][FONT=Times New Roman],[/FONT][/B][B][FONT=Times New Roman]Nancy Pelosi[/FONT][/B][B][FONT=Times New Roman],[/FONT][/B][B][FONT=Times New Roman] [/FONT][/B][B][FONT=Times New Roman]Harry Reid[/FONT][/B][B][FONT=Times New Roman],Whoopi Goldburg, [/FONT][/B][B][FONT=Times New Roman]Jesse Jackson[/FONT][/B][B][FONT=Times New Roman] [/FONT][/B][B][FONT=Times New Roman]and[/FONT][/B][B][FONT=Times New Roman] [/FONT][/B][B][FONT=Times New Roman]Al Sharpton[/FONT][/B][B][FONT=Times New Roman]. They are asking for a $10 Million ransom. Otherwise, they are going to douse them with gasoline and set them on fire. We are going from car to car, taking up a collection.'[/FONT][/B][B][FONT=Times New Roman] [/FONT][/B][B] [B]The driver asks, 'On average, how much is everyone giving?'[/B] [B]'About a gallon'[/B][/B] [/QUOTE]

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