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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 782482" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'">A Muslim dies and finds himself before the Pearly Gates...</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black">He is very excited, as all his life he has longed to meet the Prophet</span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black">Mohammed.</span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black">Having arrived at the Gates of Heaven, he meets a man with a beard.</span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black">"Are you Mohammed?" he asks.</span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black">"No, my son. I am Peter. Mohammed is higher up." And he points to a ladder</span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black">that rises into the clouds.</span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black">Delighted that Mohammed should be higher than Peter, he climbs the</span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black">ladder in great strides, climbs through the clouds coming to a room</span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black">where he meets another bearded man.</span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black">He asks again, "Are you Mohammed?"</span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black">"No, I am Moses. Mohammed is higher still."</span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black">Exhausted, but with a heart full of joy he continues to climb the</span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black">ladder and, yet again, he discovers an even larger room where he meets</span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black">another man with a beard.</span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black">Full of hope, he asks again, "Are you Mohammed?"</span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black">"No, I am Jesus... You will find Mohammed higher up."</span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black">Mohammed higher than Jesus!</span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black">The poor man can hardly contain his delight and climbs and climbs, ever</span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black">higher.</span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black">Once again he reaches a larger room where he meets a man with a beard</span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black">and repeats his question:</span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black">"Are you Mohammed?" he gasps as he is, by now, totally out of breath</span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black">from all his climbing.</span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black">"No my son.....I am God. But you look exhausted. Would you like a coffee?"</span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black">"Yes, please, my Lord."</span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black">God looks behind him, claps his hands and calls out:</span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black">"Hey, Mohammed, two coffees !!!!"</span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 782482, member: 1246"] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=4][FONT=Calibri][SIZE=5][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Calibri]A Muslim dies and finds himself before the Pearly Gates...[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=5][COLOR=black][COLOR=black]He is very excited, as all his life he has longed to meet the Prophet[/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=5][COLOR=black][COLOR=black]Mohammed.[/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=5][COLOR=black][COLOR=black]Having arrived at the Gates of Heaven, he meets a man with a beard.[/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=5][COLOR=black][COLOR=black]"Are you Mohammed?" he asks.[/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=5][COLOR=black][COLOR=black]"No, my son. I am Peter. Mohammed is higher up." And he points to a ladder[/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=5][COLOR=black][COLOR=black]that rises into the clouds.[/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=5][COLOR=black][COLOR=black]Delighted that Mohammed should be higher than Peter, he climbs the[/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=5][COLOR=black][COLOR=black]ladder in great strides, climbs through the clouds coming to a room[/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=5][COLOR=black][COLOR=black]where he meets another bearded man.[/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=5][COLOR=black][COLOR=black]He asks again, "Are you Mohammed?"[/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=5][COLOR=black][COLOR=black]"No, I am Moses. Mohammed is higher still."[/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=5][COLOR=black][COLOR=black]Exhausted, but with a heart full of joy he continues to climb the[/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=5][COLOR=black][COLOR=black]ladder and, yet again, he discovers an even larger room where he meets[/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=5][COLOR=black][COLOR=black]another man with a beard.[/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=5][COLOR=black][COLOR=black]Full of hope, he asks again, "Are you Mohammed?"[/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=5][COLOR=black][COLOR=black]"No, I am Jesus... You will find Mohammed higher up."[/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=5][COLOR=black][COLOR=black]Mohammed higher than Jesus![/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=5][COLOR=black][COLOR=black]The poor man can hardly contain his delight and climbs and climbs, ever[/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=5][COLOR=black][COLOR=black]higher.[/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=5][COLOR=black][COLOR=black]Once again he reaches a larger room where he meets a man with a beard[/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=5][COLOR=black][COLOR=black]and repeats his question:[/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=5][COLOR=black][COLOR=black]"Are you Mohammed?" he gasps as he is, by now, totally out of breath[/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=5][COLOR=black][COLOR=black]from all his climbing.[/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=5][COLOR=black][COLOR=black]"No my son.....I am God. But you look exhausted. Would you like a coffee?"[/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=5][COLOR=black][COLOR=black]"Yes, please, my Lord."[/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=5][COLOR=black][COLOR=black]God looks behind him, claps his hands and calls out:[/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=5][COLOR=black][COLOR=black]"Hey, Mohammed, two coffees !!!!"[/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [/SIZE][/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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