Home
Forums
New posts
Search forums
What's new
New posts
Latest activity
Members
Current visitors
Log in
Register
What's new
Search
Search
Search titles only
By:
New posts
Search forums
Menu
Log in
Register
Install the app
Install
Home
Forums
Brown Cafe UPS Forum
Life After Brown
Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
JavaScript is disabled. For a better experience, please enable JavaScript in your browser before proceeding.
You are using an out of date browser. It may not display this or other websites correctly.
You should upgrade or use an
alternative browser
.
Reply to thread
Message
<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 796170" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">YOU MIGHT BE A SCHOOL TEACHER IF...</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">You have no time for a life from August to June.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">You want to slap the next person who says, "Must be nice to work from 8 to 3 and have your summers free!"</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">When out in public you feel the urge to talk to strange children and correct their behavior.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">You refer to adults as "boys and girls."</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">You encourage your spouse by telling him he's a "good helper."</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">You've ever had your profession slammed by someone who would never dream of doing your job.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">Meeting a child's parents instantly answers the question, "Why is this kid like this?"</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">You believe "extremely annoying" should have its own box on the report card.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">You know a hundred good reasons for being late.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">You don't want children of your own because there isn't a name you can hear that wouldn't elevate your blood pressure. </span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 796170, member: 1246"] [FONT=Times New Roman]YOU MIGHT BE A SCHOOL TEACHER IF... You have no time for a life from August to June. You want to slap the next person who says, "Must be nice to work from 8 to 3 and have your summers free!" When out in public you feel the urge to talk to strange children and correct their behavior. You refer to adults as "boys and girls." You encourage your spouse by telling him he's a "good helper." You've ever had your profession slammed by someone who would never dream of doing your job. Meeting a child's parents instantly answers the question, "Why is this kid like this?" You believe "extremely annoying" should have its own box on the report card. You know a hundred good reasons for being late. You don't want children of your own because there isn't a name you can hear that wouldn't elevate your blood pressure. [/FONT] [/QUOTE]
Insert quotes…
Verification
Post reply
Home
Forums
Brown Cafe UPS Forum
Life After Brown
Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
Top