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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 797943" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><strong><u><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #800000">WAL-MART INTERVIEW.</span></span></u></strong></p><p> </p><p></p><p> </p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: black">Jennifer a manager at Wal-Mart had the task of hiring someone to fill a job opening. After sorting through a stack</span></strong> <strong><span style="color: black">of 20 resumes she found four people who were equally qualified. Jennifer decided to call the four in and ask</span></strong> <strong><span style="color: black">them only one question. Their answer would determine which of them would get the job. </span></strong><span style="color: #008040"></span></p><p><span style="color: #008040"></span><span style="color: #008040"></span></p><p><span style="color: #008040"></span><strong><span style="color: black">The day came and as the four sat around the conference room table, Jennifer asked, 'What is the fastest thing you know of?' </span></strong><span style="color: #008040"></span></p><p><span style="color: #008040"></span><span style="color: #008040"></span></p><p><span style="color: #008040"></span><strong><span style="color: black">The first man replied, 'A THOUGHT.' It just pops into your head. There's no warning. </span></strong><span style="color: #008040"></span></p><p><span style="color: #008040"></span><span style="color: #008040"></span></p><p><span style="color: #008040"></span><strong><span style="color: black">'That's very good!' replied Jennifer.</span></strong><span style="color: #008040"></span></p><p><span style="color: #008040"></span><strong><span style="color: black">'And, now you sir?', she asked the second man.</span></strong> <span style="color: #008040"></span></p><p><span style="color: #008040"></span><span style="color: #008040"></span></p><p><span style="color: #008040"></span><strong><span style="color: black">'Hmmm..let me see 'A blink! It comes and goes and you don't know that it ever happened... A BLINK is the fastest thing I know of.' </span></strong><span style="color: #008040"></span></p><p><span style="color: #008040"></span><span style="color: #008040"></span></p><p><span style="color: #008040"></span><strong><span style="color: black">'Excellent!' said Jennifer. 'The blink of an eye, that's a very popular cliche for speed.' She then turned to the third</span></strong> <strong><span style="color: black">man, who was contemplating his reply.</span></strong><span style="color: #008040"></span></p><p><span style="color: #008040"></span><span style="color: #008040"></span></p><p><span style="color: #008040"></span><strong><span style="color: black">Well, out at my dad's ranch, you step out of the house and on the wall there's a light switch. When you flip that switch, way out across the pasture the light on the barn comes on in less than an instant. 'Yip, TURNING ON A LIGHT is the fastest thing I can think of.'</span></strong></p><p></p><p style="text-align: center"><p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: #008040"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: #008040"></span><strong><span style="color: black">Jennifer was very impressed with the third answer and thought she had found her man </span></strong><strong><span style="color: #008040"></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: #008040"></span></strong><strong><span style="color: black">'It's hard to beat the speed of light,' she said. </span></strong><span style="color: #008040"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: #008040"></span><strong><span style="color: #008040"></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: #008040"></span></strong><strong><span style="color: black">Turning to Louie, the fourth and final man, Jennifer posed the same question.</span></strong> <span style="color: #008040"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: #008040"></span><strong><span style="color: #008040"></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: #008040"></span></strong><strong><span style="color: black">Old Louie replied, 'After hearing the previous three answers, it's obvious to me that the fastest thing known is</span></strong><strong><span style="color: maroon">DIARRHEA !</span></strong><strong><span style="color: black">' </span></strong><span style="color: #008040"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: #008040"></span><strong><span style="color: #008040"></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: #008040"></span></strong><strong><span style="color: black">'WHAT!?' said Jennifer, stunned by the response... </span></strong><span style="color: #008040"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: #008040"></span><strong><span style="color: #008040"></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: #008040"></span></strong><strong><span style="color: black">'Oh sure', said Louie. 'You see, the other day I wasn't feeling so good, and I ran for the bathroom, but <u>before I could THINK, BLINK, or TURN ON THE LIGHT, I had already crapped my pants.' </u></span></strong><span style="color: #008040"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: #008040"></span><strong><span style="color: #008040"></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: #008040"></span></strong><strong><span style="color: black">Louie is now </span></strong><strong><span style="color: maroon">the new greeter</span></strong><strong><span style="color: black"> at a Wal-Mart near you! </span></strong><span style="color: #008040"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: #008040"></span><strong><span style="color: #008040"></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: #008040"></span></strong><strong><span style="color: maroon">You probably will think of this every time you enter a Wal-Mart from now on.</span></strong></p> </p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 797943, member: 1246"] [B][U][SIZE=4][COLOR=#800000]WAL-MART INTERVIEW.[/COLOR][/SIZE][/U][/B] [B][COLOR=black]Jennifer a manager at Wal-Mart had the task of hiring someone to fill a job opening. After sorting through a stack[/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=navy] [/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=black]of 20 resumes she found four people who were equally qualified. Jennifer decided to call the four in and ask[/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=navy] [/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=black]them only one question. Their answer would determine which of them would get the job. [/COLOR][/B][COLOR=#008040] [/COLOR][COLOR=#008040] [/COLOR][B][COLOR=black]The day came and as the four sat around the conference room table, Jennifer asked, 'What is the fastest thing you know of?' [/COLOR][/B][COLOR=#008040] [/COLOR][COLOR=#008040] [/COLOR][B][COLOR=black]The first man replied, 'A THOUGHT.' It just pops into your head. There's no warning. [/COLOR][/B][COLOR=#008040] [/COLOR][COLOR=#008040] [/COLOR][B][COLOR=black]'That's very good!' replied Jennifer.[/COLOR][/B][COLOR=#008040] [/COLOR][B][COLOR=black]'And, now you sir?', she asked the second man.[/COLOR][/B][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][COLOR=#008040] [/COLOR][COLOR=#008040] [/COLOR][B][COLOR=black]'Hmmm..let me see 'A blink! It comes and goes and you don't know that it ever happened... A BLINK is the fastest thing I know of.' [/COLOR][/B][COLOR=#008040] [/COLOR][COLOR=#008040] [/COLOR][B][COLOR=black]'Excellent!' said Jennifer. 'The blink of an eye, that's a very popular cliche for speed.' She then turned to the third[/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=navy] [/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=black]man, who was contemplating his reply.[/COLOR][/B][COLOR=#008040] [/COLOR][COLOR=#008040] [/COLOR][B][COLOR=black]Well, out at my dad's ranch, you step out of the house and on the wall there's a light switch. When you flip that switch, way out across the pasture the light on the barn comes on in less than an instant. 'Yip, TURNING ON A LIGHT is the fastest thing I can think of.'[/COLOR][/B][COLOR=#431100][/COLOR] [CENTER][CENTER][COLOR=#008040] [/COLOR][B][COLOR=black]Jennifer was very impressed with the third answer and thought she had found her man [/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=#008040] [/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=black]'It's hard to beat the speed of light,' she said. [/COLOR][/B][COLOR=#008040] [/COLOR][B][COLOR=#008040] [/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=black]Turning to Louie, the fourth and final man, Jennifer posed the same question.[/COLOR][/B][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][COLOR=#008040] [/COLOR][B][COLOR=#008040] [/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=black]Old Louie replied, 'After hearing the previous three answers, it's obvious to me that the fastest thing known is[/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=maroon]DIARRHEA ![/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=black]' [/COLOR][/B][COLOR=#008040] [/COLOR][B][COLOR=#008040] [/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=black]'WHAT!?' said Jennifer, stunned by the response... [/COLOR][/B][COLOR=#008040] [/COLOR][B][COLOR=#008040] [/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=black]'Oh sure', said Louie. 'You see, the other day I wasn't feeling so good, and I ran for the bathroom, but [U]before I could THINK, BLINK, or TURN ON THE LIGHT, I had already crapped my pants.' [/U][/COLOR][/B][COLOR=#008040] [/COLOR][B][COLOR=#008040] [/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=black]Louie is now [/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=maroon]the new greeter[/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=black] at a Wal-Mart near you! [/COLOR][/B][COLOR=#008040] [/COLOR][B][COLOR=#008040] [/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=maroon]You probably will think of this every time you enter a Wal-Mart from now on.[/COLOR][/B][/CENTER][/CENTER] [/QUOTE]
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