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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 801046" data-attributes="member: 1246">AlabamaDeclares War on the USA . ONLY IN ALABAMA !!!!!!!&nbsp;President Barack Obama was in the Oval Office when his telephone rang.&nbsp;&quot;Hello, President Obama” a heavily accented southern voice said. &quot;This is Archie, down here at Joe &#039;s Catfish shack down here in Montgomery , Alabama , and I am callin&#039; to tell ya’ll that we are officially declaring war on ya!&quot;&nbsp;&quot;Well Archie,&quot; Barack replied, &quot;This is indeed important news! How big is your army?&quot;&nbsp;&quot;Right now,&quot; said Archie, after a moments calculation &quot;there is myself, my cousin Harold, my next-door-neighbor Randy , and the whole dart team from Hooters. That makes eight!&quot;&nbsp;Barack paused. &quot;I must tell you Archie that I have one million men in my army waiting to move on my command..&quot;&nbsp;&quot;Wow,&quot; said Archie. &quot;I&#039;ll have at call ya back!&quot;&nbsp;Sure enough, the next day, Archie called again. “Mr. Obama, the war is still on! We have managed to acquire some infantry equipment!&quot;&nbsp;&quot;And what equipment would that be Archie?&quot; Barack asked&nbsp;&quot;Well sir, we have two combines, a bulldozer, and Harry’s farm tractor.&nbsp;President Obama sighed. &quot;I must tell you Archie, that I have 16,000 tanks and 14,000 armored personnel carriers. Also I&#039;ve increased my army to one and a half million since we last spoke.&quot;&nbsp;&quot;Lord above&quot;, said Archie, &quot;I&#039;ll be getting back to ya.&quot;&nbsp;Sure enough, Archie called again the next day. “President Obama! I am sorry to have to tell you that we have had to call off this here war.&quot;&nbsp;&nbsp;&quot;I&#039;m sorry to hear that&quot; said Barack. &quot;Why the sudden change of heart?&quot; &nbsp;Well, sir,&quot; said Archie, &quot;we&#039;ve all sat ourselves down and had a long chat over sweet tea, and come to realize that there&#039;s just no way we can feed two million prisoners.&quot; &nbsp;ALABAMA CONFIDENCE CANNOT BE SHAKENIf you are a REAL ALABAMIAN, you won&#039;t even need to be told to pass this on.</blockquote>

[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 801046, member: 1246"] [FONT=Times New Roman][B][COLOR=black]Alabama[/COLOR][/B][COLOR=black]Declares War on the USA . [/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=black]ONLY IN ALABAMA !!!!!!![/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=black]President Barack Obama was in the Oval Office when his telephone rang.[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=black]"Hello, President Obama” a heavily accented southern voice said. "This is Archie, down here at Joe 's Catfish shack down here in Montgomery , Alabama , and I am callin' to tell ya’ll that we are officially declaring war on ya!"[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=black]"Well Archie," Barack replied, "This is indeed important news! [/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=black]How big is your army?"[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=black]"Right now," said Archie, after a moments calculation "there is myself, my cousin Harold, my next-door-neighbor Randy , and the whole dart team from Hooters. That makes eight!"[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=black]Barack paused. "I must tell you Archie that I have one million men in my army waiting to move on my command.."[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=black]"Wow," said Archie. "I'll have at call ya back!"[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=black]Sure enough, the next day, Archie called again. “Mr. Obama, the war is still on! We have managed to acquire some infantry equipment!"[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=black]"And what equipment would that be Archie?" Barack asked[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=black]"Well sir, we have two combines, a bulldozer, and Harry’s farm tractor.[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=black]President Obama sighed. "I must tell you Archie, that I have 16,000 tanks and 14,000 armored personnel carriers. Also I've increased my army to one and a half million since we last spoke."[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=black]"Lord above", said Archie, "I'll be getting back to ya."[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=black]Sure enough, Archie called again the next day. “President Obama! I am sorry to have to tell you that we have had to call off this here war."[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=black]"I'm sorry to hear that" said Barack. "Why the sudden change of heart?" [/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=black]Well, sir," said Archie, "we've all sat ourselves down and had a long chat over sweet tea, and come to realize that there's just no way we can feed two million prisoners." [/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][B][COLOR=navy]ALABAMA CONFIDENCE CANNOT BE SHAKEN[/COLOR][/B][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][B][COLOR=navy]If you are a REAL ALABAMIAN, you won't even need to be told to pass this on.[/COLOR][/B][/FONT] [/QUOTE]

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