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Life After Brown
Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 804523" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px">WHY REDNECKS CAN'T BE PARAMEDICS </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px">Joe and Sam are out in the woods hunting when suddenly, Sam grabs his chest and falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing; his eyes are rolled back in his head. </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px">Joe whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps to the operator, "I think Sam is dead! What should I do?" </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px">The operator, in a calm soothing voice says, "Just take it easy and follow my instructions. First, let's make sure he's dead." </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px">There is a silence ..and then a shot is heard. </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px">Joe’s voice comes back on the line, </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px">"Okay... now what ?"</span></strong> <span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'"></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 804523, member: 1246"] [B][SIZE=5]WHY REDNECKS CAN'T BE PARAMEDICS Joe and Sam are out in the woods hunting when suddenly, Sam grabs his chest and falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing; his eyes are rolled back in his head. Joe whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps to the operator, "I think Sam is dead! What should I do?" The operator, in a calm soothing voice says, "Just take it easy and follow my instructions. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence ..and then a shot is heard. Joe’s voice comes back on the line, "Okay... now what ?"[/SIZE][/B] [FONT=Tahoma] [/FONT][FONT=Calibri] [/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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