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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 819110" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p>Trade in........</p><p> </p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">If my body were a car, this is the time I would be thinking about trading it in for a newer model. I've got bumps and dents and scratches in my finish, and my paint job is getting a little dull. But that's not the worst of it. . .</span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">My headlights are out of focus, and it's especially hard to see things up close. My traction is not as graceful as it once was. I slip and slide and skid and bump into things even in the best of weather.</span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">My whitewalls are stained with varicose veins. It takes me hours to reach my maximum speed. My fuel burns inefficiently.</span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">But here's the worst of it . . . almost every time I sneeze, cough or sputter--either my radiator leaks or my exhaust backfires! </span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 819110, member: 1246"] Trade in........ [FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=black]If my body were a car, this is the time I would be thinking about trading it in for a newer model. I've got bumps and dents and scratches in my finish, and my paint job is getting a little dull. But that's not the worst of it. . .[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=black]My headlights are out of focus, and it's especially hard to see things up close. My traction is not as graceful as it once was. I slip and slide and skid and bump into things even in the best of weather.[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=black]My whitewalls are stained with varicose veins. It takes me hours to reach my maximum speed. My fuel burns inefficiently.[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=black]But here's the worst of it . . . almost every time I sneeze, cough or sputter--either my radiator leaks or my exhaust backfires! [/COLOR][/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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