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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="Dizzee" data-source="post: 824572" data-attributes="member: 12313"><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">When Jane initially met Tarzan of the Jungle, she was immediately attracted to him, and during her questions about his life, she asked him how he had sex.</span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">"Tarzan not know sex," he replied. </span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Jane explained to him what sex was. Tarzan said, "Oh... Tarzan use hole in trunk of tree." </span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Horrified, she said, "Tarzan you have it all wrong, but I will show you how to do it properly." </span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">She took off her clothes and laid down on the ground. </span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">"Here" she said, "you must put it in here!" </span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Tarzan removed his loincloth...stepped closer with his huge manhood and then gave her an almighty kick right in the crotch. Jane rolled around in agony for what seemed like an eternity </span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Eventually she managed to gasp for air and screamed, "What in the Hell did you do that for?!"</span></span></p><p> </p><p> </p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">"Tarzan check for bees."</span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Dizzee, post: 824572, member: 12313"] [COLOR=black][FONT=Arial]When Jane initially met Tarzan of the Jungle, she was immediately attracted to him, and during her questions about his life, she asked him how he had sex.[/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=black][FONT=Arial]"Tarzan not know sex," he replied. [/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=black][FONT=Arial]Jane explained to him what sex was. Tarzan said, "Oh... Tarzan use hole in trunk of tree." [/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=black][FONT=Arial]Horrified, she said, "Tarzan you have it all wrong, but I will show you how to do it properly." [/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=black][FONT=Arial]She took off her clothes and laid down on the ground. [/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=black][FONT=Arial]"Here" she said, "you must put it in here!" [/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=black][FONT=Arial]Tarzan removed his loincloth...stepped closer with his huge manhood and then gave her an almighty kick right in the crotch. Jane rolled around in agony for what seemed like an eternity [/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=black][FONT=Arial]Eventually she managed to gasp for air and screamed, "What in the Hell did you do that for?!"[/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=black][FONT=Arial]"Tarzan check for bees."[/FONT][/COLOR] [/QUOTE]
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