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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 825717" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">The first Jewish woman President is elected. She calls her Mother, "Mama, I've won the election, you've got to come to the swearing-in ceremony!"</span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">"I don't know, what would I wear?"</span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">"Don't worry, I'll send you to a dressmaker."</span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">"But I only eat kosher food."</span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">"Mama, I am going to be the president, I can get you kosher food."</span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">"But how will I get there?"</span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">"I'll send a limo, just come, Mama."</span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">"Ok, Ok, if it makes you happy."</span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">The great day comes and Mama is seated between the supreme court justices and the future cabinet members. She nudges the gentleman on her right. "You see that girl, the one with her hand on the Bible? Her brother's a doctor." </span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 825717, member: 1246"] [FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=black]The first Jewish woman President is elected. She calls her Mother, "Mama, I've won the election, you've got to come to the swearing-in ceremony!"[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=black]"I don't know, what would I wear?"[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=black]"Don't worry, I'll send you to a dressmaker."[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=black]"But I only eat kosher food."[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=black]"Mama, I am going to be the president, I can get you kosher food."[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=black]"But how will I get there?"[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=black]"I'll send a limo, just come, Mama."[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=black]"Ok, Ok, if it makes you happy."[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=black]The great day comes and Mama is seated between the supreme court justices and the future cabinet members. She nudges the gentleman on her right. "You see that girl, the one with her hand on the Bible? Her brother's a doctor." [/COLOR][/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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