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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 830590" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><span style="color: #0000bf"><span style="font-family: 'sans-serif'">Sara Pipalini....</span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="color: #0000bf"><span style="font-family: 'sans-serif'">Three Italian nuns die and go to heaven.</span></span></p><p><span style="color: #0000bf"><span style="font-family: 'sans-serif'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #0000bf"><span style="font-family: 'sans-serif'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #0000bf"><span style="font-family: 'sans-serif'">At the Pearly Gates, they are met by St. Peter. He says, "Sisters, you all</span></span></p><p><span style="color: #0000bf"><span style="font-family: 'sans-serif'">Led such exemplary lives that the Lord is granting you six months to go </span></span></p><p><span style="color: #0000bf"><span style="font-family: 'sans-serif'">Back to earth and be anyone you wish to be</span></span></p><p><span style="color: #0000bf"><span style="font-family: 'sans-serif'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #0000bf"><span style="font-family: 'sans-serif'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #0000bf"><span style="font-family: 'sans-serif'">The first nun says, "I want to be Sophia Loren;"</span></span></p><p><span style="color: #0000bf"><span style="font-family: 'sans-serif'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #0000bf"><span style="font-family: 'sans-serif'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #0000bf"><span style="font-family: 'sans-serif'">And *poof* she's gone.</span></span></p><p><span style="color: #0000bf"><span style="font-family: 'sans-serif'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #0000bf"><span style="font-family: 'sans-serif'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #0000bf"><span style="font-family: 'sans-serif'">The second says, "I want to be Madonna and *poof* she's gone.</span></span></p><p><span style="color: #0000bf"><span style="font-family: 'sans-serif'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #0000bf"><span style="font-family: 'sans-serif'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #0000bf"><span style="font-family: 'sans-serif'">The third says, "I want to be Sara Pipalini.."</span></span></p><p><span style="color: #0000bf"><span style="font-family: 'sans-serif'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #0000bf"><span style="font-family: 'sans-serif'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #0000bf"><span style="font-family: 'sans-serif'">St. Peter looks perplexed. "Who?" he ask</span></span></p><p><span style="color: #0000bf"><span style="font-family: 'sans-serif'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #0000bf"><span style="font-family: 'sans-serif'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #0000bf"><span style="font-family: 'sans-serif'">"Sara Pipalini," replies the nun. </span></span></p><p><span style="color: #0000bf"><span style="font-family: 'sans-serif'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #0000bf"><span style="font-family: 'sans-serif'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #0000bf"><span style="font-family: 'sans-serif'">St. Peter shakes his head and says, "I'm sorry, but that name just doesn't</span></span></p><p><span style="color: #0000bf"><span style="font-family: 'sans-serif'">Ring a bell."</span></span></p><p><span style="color: #0000bf"><span style="font-family: 'sans-serif'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #0000bf"><span style="font-family: 'sans-serif'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #0000bf"><span style="font-family: 'sans-serif'">The nun then takes a newspaper out of her habit and hands it to St. Peter.</span></span></p><p><span style="color: #0000bf"><span style="font-family: 'sans-serif'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #0000bf"><span style="font-family: 'sans-serif'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #0000bf"><span style="font-family: 'sans-serif'">St. Peter reads the paper and starts laughing. He hands it back to her and </span></span></p><p><span style="color: #0000bf"><span style="font-family: 'sans-serif'">Says.</span></span></p><p><span style="color: #0000bf"><span style="font-family: 'sans-serif'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #0000bf"><span style="font-family: 'sans-serif'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #0000bf"><span style="font-family: 'sans-serif'">"No sister, the paper says it was the ' Sahara Pipeline' that was laid by</span></span></p><p><span style="color: #0000bf"><span style="font-family: 'sans-serif'">1,400 men in 6 months."</span></span></p><p><span style="color: #0000bf"><span style="font-family: 'sans-serif'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #0000bf"><span style="font-family: 'sans-serif'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #0000bf"><span style="font-family: 'sans-serif'">If you laugh, you're going straight to hell! </span></span><span style="color: #0000bf"></span></p><p><span style="color: #0000bf"></span></p><p><span style="color: #0000bf"></span></p><p><span style="color: #0000bf"></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 830590, member: 1246"] [COLOR=#0000bf][FONT=sans-serif]Sara Pipalini....[/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#0000bf][FONT=sans-serif][/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#0000bf][FONT=sans-serif]Three Italian nuns die and go to heaven. At the Pearly Gates, they are met by St. Peter. He says, "Sisters, you all Led such exemplary lives that the Lord is granting you six months to go Back to earth and be anyone you wish to be The first nun says, "I want to be Sophia Loren;" And *poof* she's gone. The second says, "I want to be Madonna and *poof* she's gone. The third says, "I want to be Sara Pipalini.." St. Peter looks perplexed. "Who?" he ask "Sara Pipalini," replies the nun. St. Peter shakes his head and says, "I'm sorry, but that name just doesn't Ring a bell." The nun then takes a newspaper out of her habit and hands it to St. Peter. St. Peter reads the paper and starts laughing. He hands it back to her and Says. "No sister, the paper says it was the ' Sahara Pipeline' that was laid by 1,400 men in 6 months." If you laugh, you're going straight to hell! [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=#0000bf] [/COLOR] [/QUOTE]
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