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Message: <blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 836070" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: #cc0000"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">Too Bad</span></strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #000080">Two women are new arrivals at the pearly gates, and are comparing stories on how they had died. </span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #000080"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #000080">First woman-- "I froze to death. </span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #000080"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #000080">Second woman -- "You froze to death -- how horrible!" </span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #000080"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #000080">First woman-- "Well, it wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm and sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you?" </span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #000080">Second woman -- "I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den, watching TV." </span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #000080"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #000080">First woman -- "So what happened?" </span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #000080"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #000080">Second woman- - "I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere, that I started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic and searched and down to the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under every bed. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died" </span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #000080"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #000080">First woman-- "Too bad you didn't look in the freezer -- we'd both still be alive." </span></span></strong></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"> </span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></span></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>

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