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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 839802" data-attributes="member: 1246">WAYS TO TELL YOU&#039;RE OVER THE HILL.............................&nbsp;You find your foot tapping along with accordion music.&nbsp;You&#039;re sitting on a park bench one day and a Boy Scout comes up and helps you cross your legs.&nbsp;You light the candles on your birthday cake ... and a group of campers joins hands around it and begins singing &quot;Kum Ba Yah.&quot;&nbsp;Your insurance company sends you their calendar ... one month at a time.&nbsp;You&#039;ve noticed that gelatin desserts are a lot tougher to chew these days.&nbsp;Your bed has more options than your car.&nbsp;One of the throw pillows on your sofa is a hot water bottle.&nbsp;It takes a couple of tries to get over speed bumps.&nbsp;You discover that the words, &quot;whippersnapper,&quot; &quot;scalawag,&quot; and &quot;by cracky&quot; have begun creeping into your vocabulary.&nbsp;You hear yourself saying, &quot;Why, I remember when....&quot; more than three times a day.&nbsp;You run out of breath walking DOWN a flight of stairs.&nbsp;You look both ways before crossing a room. </blockquote>

[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 839802, member: 1246"] [FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=black]WAYS TO TELL YOU'RE OVER THE HILL.............................[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=black]You find your foot tapping along with accordion music.[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=black]You're sitting on a park bench one day and a Boy Scout comes up and helps you cross your legs.[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=black]You light the candles on your birthday cake ... and a group of campers joins hands around it and begins singing "Kum Ba Yah."[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=black]Your insurance company sends you their calendar ... one month at a time.[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=black]You've noticed that gelatin desserts are a lot tougher to chew these days.[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=black]Your bed has more options than your car.[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=black]One of the throw pillows on your sofa is a hot water bottle.[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=black]It takes a couple of tries to get over speed bumps.[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=black]You discover that the words, "whippersnapper," "scalawag," and "by cracky" have begun creeping into your vocabulary.[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=black]You hear yourself saying, "Why, I remember when...." more than three times a day.[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=black]You run out of breath walking DOWN a flight of stairs.[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=black]You look both ways before crossing a room. [/COLOR][/FONT] [/QUOTE]

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