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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 843234" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px">The Washington Post runs a weekly contest in its Style section called the 'Style Invitational'. </span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px">The requirements this week were to use the two words 'Lewinsky' (the Intern) and 'Kaczynski' (the Unabomber) in the same limerick. </span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px">Now, remember, the following winning entries were actually printed </span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px">verbatim in the newspaper, no bleeps or xxxs: </span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px">Third place: </span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px">There once was a girl named Lewinsky </span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px">Who played on a flute like Stravinsky </span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px">'Twas 'Hail to the Chief' </span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px">On this flute made of beef </span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px">That stole the front page from Kaczynski. </span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px">Second place: </span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px">Said Clinton to young Ms. Lewinsky, </span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px">We don't want to leave clues like Kaczynski, </span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px">Since you made such a mess, </span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px">Use the hem of your dress </span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px">And please wipe that stuff off your chinsky. </span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px">And the winning entry: </span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px">Lewinsky and Clinton have shown </span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px">What Kaczynski must surely have known, </span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px">That an intern is better </span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px">Than a bomb in a letter, </span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px">When deciding how best to be blown.</span></span></strong></p><p> </p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'sans-serif'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'sans-serif'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'sans-serif'"></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 843234, member: 1246"] [B][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2]The Washington Post runs a weekly contest in its Style section called the 'Style Invitational'. The requirements this week were to use the two words 'Lewinsky' (the Intern) and 'Kaczynski' (the Unabomber) in the same limerick. Now, remember, the following winning entries were actually printed verbatim in the newspaper, no bleeps or xxxs: Third place: There once was a girl named Lewinsky Who played on a flute like Stravinsky 'Twas 'Hail to the Chief' On this flute made of beef That stole the front page from Kaczynski. Second place: Said Clinton to young Ms. Lewinsky, We don't want to leave clues like Kaczynski, Since you made such a mess, Use the hem of your dress And please wipe that stuff off your chinsky. And the winning entry: Lewinsky and Clinton have shown What Kaczynski must surely have known, That an intern is better Than a bomb in a letter, When deciding how best to be blown.[/SIZE][/FONT][/B] [COLOR=black][FONT=sans-serif][/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=black][FONT=sans-serif] [/FONT][/COLOR][FONT=sans-serif][/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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