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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 844429" data-attributes="member: 1246">Don&#039;t Jump
 This very prim and proper southern lady was driving across the Cooper River Bridge in Charleston, SC one day. As she neared the top of the bridge, she noticed a young man standing near the edge, getting ready to jump.She stopped her car, rolled down her window and said, &quot;Please don&#039;t jump -- think of your Mom and Dad&quot;.He replied, &quot;My Mom and Dad are both dead, I&#039;m gonna jump&quot;.She said, &quot;Well, think of your wife and kids.&quot;He replied, &quot;I&#039;m not married and don&#039;t have any kids.She said, &quot;Well think of Robert E. Lee.&quot;He replied, &quot; Who&#039;s Robert E. Lee?&quot;She replied, &quot;Well just go ahead and jump, you damnYankee!&quot;</blockquote>

[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 844429, member: 1246"] [COLOR=#cc0000] [/COLOR] [CENTER][B]Don't Jump[/B] [/CENTER] [FONT=Tahoma][COLOR=#000080][B]This very prim and proper southern lady was driving across the Cooper River Bridge in Charleston, SC one day. As she neared the top of the bridge, she noticed a young man standing near the edge, getting ready to jump.[/B][/COLOR] [COLOR=#000080][B]She stopped her car, rolled down her window and said, "Please don't jump -- think of your Mom and Dad".[/B][/COLOR] [COLOR=#000080][B]He replied, "My Mom and Dad are both dead, I'm gonna jump".[/B][/COLOR] [COLOR=#000080][B]She said, "Well, think of your wife and kids."[/B][/COLOR] [COLOR=#000080][B]He replied, "I'm not married and don't have any kids.[/B][/COLOR] [COLOR=#000080][B]She said, "Well think of Robert E. Lee."[/B][/COLOR] [COLOR=#000080][B]He replied, " Who's Robert E. Lee?"[/B][/COLOR] [COLOR=#000080][B]She replied, "Well just go ahead and jump, you damnYankee!"[/B][/COLOR] [/FONT] [/QUOTE]

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