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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 846338" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: teal">From Larry the Cable Guy.....</span></span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #008080">* I'm married now so I don't date much anymore.</span></span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #008080">* I was seeing this girl for about 6 weeks 'til someone took my binoculars.</span></span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #008080">* Change is inevitable except from vending machines.</span></span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #008080">* You know gas is expensive when you see street gangs doing walk-bys.</span></span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #008080">* I'm on a diet where you eat veggies and drink wine. I lost 10 lbs. and my driver's license.</span></span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #008080">* 99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name.</span></span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #008080">* Ever drive down the highway and policeman gets up behind you? Then everybody goes two by two</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #008080"> behind him. He's like the interstate pace car. Then he gets off the exit and we're back to</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #008080"> green flag racing !</span></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 846338, member: 1246"] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=2][COLOR=teal]From Larry the Cable Guy.....[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=2][COLOR=#008080][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=2][COLOR=#008080]* I'm married now so I don't date much anymore.[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=2][COLOR=#008080][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=2][COLOR=#008080]* I was seeing this girl for about 6 weeks 'til someone took my binoculars.[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=2][COLOR=#008080][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=2][COLOR=#008080]* Change is inevitable except from vending machines.[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=2][COLOR=#008080][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=2][COLOR=#008080]* You know gas is expensive when you see street gangs doing walk-bys.[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=2][COLOR=#008080][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=2][COLOR=#008080]* I'm on a diet where you eat veggies and drink wine. I lost 10 lbs. and my driver's license.[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=2][COLOR=#008080][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=2][COLOR=#008080]* 99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name.[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=2][COLOR=#008080][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=2][COLOR=#008080]* Ever drive down the highway and policeman gets up behind you? Then everybody goes two by two[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=2][COLOR=#008080] behind him. He's like the interstate pace car. Then he gets off the exit and we're back to[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=2][COLOR=#008080] green flag racing ![/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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