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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 848775" data-attributes="member: 1246">About Canada........Canadian bacon is called BACK BACON because it&#039;s BACON sent BACK from AMERICAN factories because it LOOKS FUNNY!&nbsp;CANADA is entirely made of SNOW and ROAD SAND!&nbsp;It is ILLEGAL to own a GUN in Canada! However, you are REQUIRED to own a SNOWMOBILE and a HAT WITH WOOLY EARFLAPS under PAIN of DEATH!CANADIANS don&#039;t have a PRESIDENT! They have a &quot;PRIME RIB&quot;!When dried in the sun, POUTINE makes a great DRIVEWAY SEALANT PATCH!&nbsp;It is ILLEGAL in Canada to use the letter &quot;O&quot; without putting a &quot;U&quot; after it! (As in &quot;Colour&quot; or &quot;Poutine&quot; or &quot;Filthy Whoure&quot;)&nbsp;AMERICANS should never go to CANADA during a FULL MOON, as 57% of the population are LYCANTHROPES! &nbsp;The province named NEWFOUNDLAND is named NEWFOUNDLAND because Canada LOST IT in the 1960s then found it again only a few months ago. Before that it was called LAND. &nbsp;NO CANADIAN ALIVE will dare tell you the secret of why the CANADIAN NICKEL has the QUEEN on one side and a BEAVER on the other! &nbsp;In CANADA, the capitol is called &quot;Ottawa&quot; because &quot;Washington DC&quot; was already taken!</blockquote>

[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 848775, member: 1246"] About Canada........ Canadian bacon is called BACK BACON because it's BACON sent BACK from AMERICAN factories because it LOOKS FUNNY! CANADA is entirely made of SNOW and ROAD SAND! It is ILLEGAL to own a GUN in Canada! However, you are REQUIRED to own a SNOWMOBILE and a HAT WITH WOOLY EARFLAPS under PAIN of DEATH! CANADIANS don't have a PRESIDENT! They have a "PRIME RIB"! When dried in the sun, POUTINE makes a great DRIVEWAY SEALANT PATCH! It is ILLEGAL in Canada to use the letter "O" without putting a "U" after it! (As in "Colour" or "Poutine" or "Filthy Whoure") AMERICANS should never go to CANADA during a FULL MOON, as 57% of the population are LYCANTHROPES! The province named NEWFOUNDLAND is named NEWFOUNDLAND because Canada LOST IT in the 1960s then found it again only a few months ago. Before that it was called LAND. NO CANADIAN ALIVE will dare tell you the secret of why the CANADIAN NICKEL has the QUEEN on one side and a BEAVER on the other! In CANADA, the capitol is called "Ottawa" because "Washington DC" was already taken! [/QUOTE]

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